Mr. Clever

mrclever


Having feelings is really getting in the way of me being a bad bitch

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Wasting Oxygen 10 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
I am like 79% sure that the picture
doesn't go with the story.
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Man I wish I had a good title 7 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
I had the pleasure of spending the fourth of July in D.C. like two years back and I'll never forget it because right at midnight this guy dressed as Paul Revere drove down our block on an ATV screaming "USA! USA! FUCK BRITAIN. USA!"
Americans are great.
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Lady Liberty meets Lady Justice 23 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
The shippers come out at night
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Laying the books 3 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Waterstones does not fuck around
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Winchesters 10 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
*Time Lord laughing*
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i'm 5'1 32 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
5'0 reporting for duty sir I need help opening the door it's too heavy
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New knife 29 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Rest assured that if I want my knife back I will get my knife back
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An apple a day 17 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
I remember Viggo Mortensen was the one that threw the apples and he had to do it like 8 different times. He apparently had fun doing it.
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Punk's not dead...just exhausted 5 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
What do you expect? We get assaulted by feels everywhere we browse.
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New knife 29 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
With the way it's shaped it'll hurt worse coming out than going in fuck
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The dish cleaning device that every man needs 11 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
It's called I'm in poverty and I'm out of plastic plates
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A good teacher 6 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
That's terrifying
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Mother feels 13 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
*people with abusive mothers shuffle awkwardly*
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Gru is my spirit animal 3 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Despicable Me 2 more like Despicable Me too
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This is just Pluto all over again 14 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
VIVA LA BRONTOSAURUS
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Check your shoes before wearing them 26 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Probably Australia
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The characters or the actors themselves? 35 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Several men would be dead
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A lego aircraft carrier 9 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Dammit we exorcise not exercise
The dish cleaning device that every man needs 11 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
I'd use it tbh
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A lego aircraft carrier 9 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
A hippopotamus?
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Giraffe tries to ride a motorcycle 10 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
"Frank go home you're drunk."
"Watch me do a wheelie"
"FRANK NO"
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Cried so hard 19 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Oh my god I didn't even notice
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Cried so hard 19 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
It's only a username.
Kayne West doing his Kanye Best 64 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
Love, man.
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Cried so hard 19 comments
mrclever · 9 years ago
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SAD FACE THOUGH FUCK I AM THE ICE QUEEN AND I'M CRYING OVER A FUCKING RACCOON AND A GODDAMN TREE
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