
Ha, gay! 20 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Dubai and *most* of that general region should pretty much be off limits, things are so ass backwards its basically a total shit show with a side order of human rights violations.
Woman goes out in mini skirt in -40c, gets frostbite 26 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Looks like a runner up for a Darwin award, that's like these morons that come into my gas station during freezing rain in shorts that are practically a thong and the first thing they say is 'it's cold out there.' I just think to myself, 'good job solving that case sherlock, put some damn clothes on you frigid idiot!' Being a 32 year native of the area I live in, I go out and salt the sidewalk in a short sleeve uniform shirt and not even flinch.
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Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
I just want better for my kid, he has suffered enough already and he's not even eight yet, he doesn't deserve to be treated like shit by anyone, he will NOT know the fear of going to sleep and wondering if a knife is waiting to find a sheath between his ribs NOT WHILE I BREATHE! And therapy will not fix abuse, it can scar the wounds but never truly fix them. Abusers are unforgivable.
Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
As long as I don't see even one hint of any of the issues my kid's mother has I don't care if he brings home a freaking dodo. First time I see any familiar behavior I will END the relationship for them.
Sweet cheesus 9 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
That depends on many factors, age, overall health, how well nourished they are and also the purity of said poison, if it was diluted or not.
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It's anarchy out there 11 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
In the town I'm talking about, you'll get a $50 fine for jaywalking and $150 if you impead traffic or make a vehicle brake hard to avoid you, I'm not sure what happens if said jaywalker actually causes an accident, which has happened before I'm sure. I'll check the police log tomorrow morning since a jaywalking moron got creamed by a school bus this morning (I know he jaywalked because he got smacked at the pawn shop which doesn't have a crosswalk)
It's anarchy out there 11 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
The town closest to me has seven on main street alone and two temporary ones for when the catholic school or funeral home are in use. Maybe that's because of it being a rural town or maybe because of the university and bars, hell if I know.
Makes sense 6 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Also be incredibly judgmental of others, nothing relieves stress quite like telling others they are huge piles of shit.
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It's cheaper that way 4 comments
It's anarchy out there 11 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Or... Maybe not be a stupid douche-a-holic and wait for the light at the crosswalk.
She's scared for her life 10 comments
What??!! 34 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
I've done it before, also severed my thumb tip recently as well, staying calm makes things easier.
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Intelligence 100 20 comments
Now go and get the bag! 8 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
We need editing functions for meeting notes, and various paperwork, not sure why haven't actually asked anybody why, don't care personally, if they want to waste money on stuff like that, who am I to stop them?
Get back in your cell, 1471! 17 comments
Intelligence 100 20 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
My lockscreen is a tree being struck by lightning, my main screen is a picture of my kid.
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What??!! 34 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Yeah, I drove her to the urgent care clinic up the road, they removed them and bandaged her fingers, and I took her home early. The store's insurance is going to cover the care bill.
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No rules 11 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
Local university had a frat party burn down its house because a drunk set the kitchen on fire.
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What??!! 34 comments
mrdad01
· 6 years ago
She went to snap a line of staples and got five into her finger, and dropped the stapler onto the stone tiles which broke the hinge on the stapler. I'm not so concerned about the stapler it was junk anyhow and I was looking for an excuse to order a new one, but the staples to the finger created some unnecessary paperwork and was frankly not her brightest moment anyhow.
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