Mrdad01

mrdad01


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This eroded rock 1 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Looks like a tasered seal.
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Yet I have no beer 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I always get calls for anything tech or electrical work, car stereo installs security camera issues, and I don't bill these people and I'm lucky to get a solid thanks out of them, frankly I've kicked around the idea of charging $20 per half hour with a two hour minimum
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Power of the people 1 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I've been getting plagued by very long ads on youtube lately and none of them can be skipped! So let them BURN IN HELL!
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It's true tho 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well, some people over 30 have also decided that relationships in general just aren't worth it.
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Military commands to live life by 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
My father told me one of these once, 'never let a tank driver leave the officer's club with his keys!' A bit of context, my father was an MP (military police) and he once had to pull a drunken soldier out of a tank that was doing donuts on the base he was stationed at in France. Needless to say said driver was on latrine detail for a while.
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I'm legally deaf 15 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
6 times that people seriously screw up comment chains.
Ambitious AND realistic. This kid is going places 1 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
No gas station workers no running cars.
The alien cover-up 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Well of course they are, they wouldn't want to expose themselves now would they.
C U C U M B E R 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Ok.... I've got nothing.
We still hope you'll recover soon. We miss you. 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Why bother? Some things can't be saved, even the best of pups eventually pass away, I should know I've lost every dog I've ever had in my family.
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This oil painting is for sale for $290,000 3 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That seems awfully cheap for what looks like actual talent and effort.
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Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
I know right, they left the burps, they censored a lot of stuff, I was half tempted to tell that network to take off a few layers of petticoats its not 1648 anymore and this was in the early 2000s so most of the easily offended wimps of today were still crapping themselves three times a day... legitimately.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Yes. Totally broke the movie.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
The last time I watched that movie on broadcast tv they censored the campfire scene for crying out loud.
Blazing saddles 21 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Oh man, they don't make movies like that one anymore!
Doggo 13 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Demon or cerberus.
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Are you in the blue or outside the blue? 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Who cares, 99.999% trash either way.
heh 5 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Infect it first, plus do everything to make your disease super communicable but not deadly right away, then once 90% of the population is infected go for the kill.
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Aren’t thongs meant for the butt? 7 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That is actually more appealing to me than butt floss.
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Not funny comic 10 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Humility is not a bad thing.
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What a mad lad 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
But I usually only eat two meals so....
Very useful if you want to survive in the wild 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Shelter is always a must! If nothing else it's an extra couple seconds between you and a large predator.
What a mad lad 11 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Fools! I eat lunch at midnight! (I work night shift.)
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Fixing bridges and potholes is not that important 6 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
Wow, my joke gave you a hot sauce enema huh?
Germans are at it again 8 comments
mrdad01 · 6 years ago
That's the grenade, they had long handle-like extensions on them back then, not like the small compact pull the pin and shove it down someone's pants things we have now.