Two nopes having a nope fight.

Yeah don't have an anal aneurysm!

You're not supposed to mention that!

My brain after working for two weeks straight for 10 hours a day.

Toss up, between having a cyst removed from the middle of my back right between my shoulders as a kid (without pain killers due to an allergy) getting clocked in the face by a lawnmower blade that fell off a shelf and my typical migraine. I consider myself as having a fairly high tolerance, since I've sliced off parts of my fingers and broke one pretty severely only to laugh about it.

Rear windshield wiper motor and hand soap.

Nope ant.

Wtf is it made of? Diamond! I better be able to knock a charging bull out first hit with something that costs that much!

I usually won't even finish the video.

Just two people watching the world burn.

I don't accept boob (or underwear, yes it has happened before) money anytime. Bad enough that I occasionally get snot straw money.

Who tf asked? My eyes are melting!

At least it wasn't a five gallon bucket of roofing tar, my sister had that happen once, just walking by it and the lid blew off, she ended up with some pretty nasty burns.

Cases are not that expensive.

Holy shit, that's just freighting.... Nightmare fuel.

That was probably 420% intentional.

Fail.