He may have been a bit of a hardass at times, but deep down, he truly cared

This is how Tony became an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics in one night

chonk

oh lawd he comin

That's a 1:1 scale model of his magnum dong. Nobody could best him in battle, for he would just whip it around and destroy the enemy from a distance.

It's not about the money, it's about sending a message

Mom, dad...I'm Danish.

Hell yea!

Chad and Thad

Whoops, still illegal. Stand your ground laws are limited to if you believe the threat rises to the level of being an imminent and immediate threat of serious bodily harm and/or death. As they're injured, and seemingly asking you to call somebody, it would be difficult to plead good faith. Note that I am not well versed in American law, so this may be wrong, idk

she's lauren

I want this guy in my corner for sure

As a straight white male the only things I can joke about are sweater vests and bread.

A moment of silence for our fallen comrade

thwack

Is this some sort of weeb joke I'm too untainted to understand?

Why? Why would you make this? Why would you then decide to show this off? Are you proud? Are you proud of what you have done? You should be ashamed and subsequently imprisoned, you sick fuck.

Bethesda HQ

Those eyes have stared into the abyss and watched as it blinked

One of them only lies and the other only tells the truth

Ah, it appears my ceiling is raining

I think there should be a test if the father wants one, in some cases they may not want to know

Ruh roh Raggy, you failed your Dex save!