I saw a moray once. Gave me a mighty fright, especially when I saw the second jaw

What.

You Died

*unhappy John Wick noises*

"Freeze, you're under arrest!"

Ouch, okay

Labourers where I am make quite a bit

Hey quick question: What the fuck is wrong with those kids?

Now this is what good people do

Wendy Williams is honestly just fucking awful, like, all the time.

round egg

mine's DJ Khaled with a sword

"I interrupt your navigation to turn this card face down and end my turn" - Google Translate

yes good doggy

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear size 10 Timberland Boots

I'm gonna kill you.

Hah! You fool, you've just activated my Counter Trap card, UNO REVERSO! This card triggers whenever anybody tries to force an upvote on a post, and flips it around, so that the upvote is now a downvote!

@zont

This meme. I like it.

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for your incredible intellect!"

I am not in danger, Skylar. I am the danger.

Fitting

Just realized that the mountains in the Pixar movie "Cars" are actually old cars... (TITLE FROM REDDIT r/oddlysatisfying)

bruh.

@rosebud posted this three years ago, just happened across it while clicking through random funsubstance(dot)com/fun/354380/at-least-cake-is-involved/?ref=prandom