oh no...i have to get out of here, it would be a real shame if she caught me...honest

I'd prefer to adpot older because it means I won't have to deal with toilet training them or trying to stop the forces of chaos from guinding their fingers towards every bladed object in the house

See, that's why you go official. New Zealand has what you need.

oh I wish we did

He's not actually that unattractive either, so he could defintely get matches if he wasn't such a cunt about it

Hey, me and the boys kiss after two cans too

Damn. Seeing his updates and how he was progressing, it really looked like he was gonna kick it's ass. Rest in peace, Smitty.

Oh shit I'm Gonna Fucking Die

President say dumb thing! Laugh! Remember when Donny talked about nuking hurricanes?

oh you charmer

Finally, the Terraria car

a perfect expression

Dennis the Menace

What, you mean you didn't want leg fingers?

damn, can't believe they made Colin's bear animation into a real thing

Wikipedia moderator here: this would have definitely been fixed alomst immediately, any large additions or removals get flagged

Knowing New Zealand, this may very well be a troll

You're so rich that your butlers have butlers

Mark left me on read :(

Parasyte the maxim if anyone's wondering