Nudie-Man will unleash the full power of currently not wearing a shirt. He will streak through the neighbourhood and into your hearts.

Why are they smelling each other's eyebrows? OMG maybe I've been doing the romance thing wrong all this time.

It looks like something from the original Star Trek series.

He was tired of life.

I've found that awesome clever stuff doesn't work to stop an argument.
Swearing does though.
Which is sad.

Maybe together we can ferret out an explanation.

Either that or someone's mum did.

War. War never changes.

And that concludes Radio H-E-L-L's million year marathon of Yakety Sax. Coming up next on Radio H-E-L-L we'll be playing the relaxing, soothing sounds of Yakkety Sax. But first a word from our sponsor.
Are you tired of being tormented for all eternity?
Are you sick of demons stabbing you with hot pitchforks?
Had enough of the daily boiling oil baths?
Well too bad. You're in Hell.

If the police search your browser history and find out you took murder advice from a duck, you run the risk of being accused of fowl play.

Did the road designers get inspired by too much tentacle hentai?

It also looks like a square ruler and we need to ban it as a potential weapon of maths instruction.

Next time I'm just going to ring up and only order $20 worth of Diet Coke just to see the confused look on the delivery guy's face as he triple checks the order.

This candle brought to you by The Itchy and Scratchy show.

All I see is a cat with glasses. Does that mean I'm exactly 40?

Dear giraffe. Stop Nessing around.

For a pun like that he'll get his just desserts.

Yes we do. I don't know why people eating popcorn during a silent movie is so darn annoying but it is.

Then we cut open the brains of all the poor people until we find it.