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So I was making tuna sandwhiches for lunch... 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
My tunafish brings all the cats in the house.
And they're like Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow.
That's right. Meow, Meow, Meow. Meow.
I'd feed you but then I'd starve.
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The amazing new technology called books 19 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Warning: Not very waterproof.
Wow, Cleverbot, that's cold. 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
AI is now so advanced it will friendzone you.
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After you turn thirty 7 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Nana naps for the win. Nap at 9, gonna have a good time.
How to take an incredible shot 2 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Holy shitsnacks. Going to have to try this.
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King of the internet 4 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I was. I should have been the first search result.
True gentleman 44 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
If you and Captain Sparklez get married will you have to change your username to MrsCaptainSparklez?
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When you are typing in Funsubstance and accidentally hit enter after funs 7 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Hmm, I need to get this NSA add-on all you guys seem to have that knows all the sites you go on.
Scary cloud formation 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I would have had a meltdown.
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I have no self control 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Gosh, darn it.
Star Drunk: A film written by drunk people and acted by drunk people. 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I love the drunk cooking shows on youtube.
Star Drunk: A film written by drunk people and acted by drunk people. 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Correction. All movies should be made like this.
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True gentleman 44 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
If a man is out of your reach get longer arms.
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Air wrecka 12 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
That would suck airwreckar1993.
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Air wrecka 12 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Airwrecka sounds like a Decepticon name.
Brought to you by.. THE INTERNET 17 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
It's not photoshopped, it's just wearing a bad toupee.
when you fake being sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible” 1 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
That's the look I have after I read most guest comments.
The third wheel 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
That's pretty much how I kiss girls.
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I want one 4 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I would never shave it's delightful little moustache. It makes it look like Salvadore Dali.
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I have two cats. Every time I make the bed 3 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I've seen Tremors, this is not going to end well.
Trying to compliment someone... 10 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
You're also like a pizza, very cheesy.
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if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled 8 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
This picture tickles my fancy.
How to keep your cool 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Yes. Let the whole world see how devastatingly witty and scathing I can be.
*Proceeds to escalate sassiness to 11 on the sassy black woman scale*
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In Finland even the children's bands are metal... 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Correction: Problem of everyone not in the US. Stupid geoblocking.
Cocacola101. They dress up as dinosaurs and play power metal to children. You might get luckier with a non-Vevo youtube poster. Ignore first result, the others won't be as good quality but this search might get a result you could use: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hevisaurus+r%C3%A4yh
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My bathroom pipe burst and was kind of a d*ck about it 3 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
That's my face after I burst my pipes. If you know what I mean.
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