Beauty and the beastly credit card bill.

Stop driving around the roundabout like a ferret chasing his own asshole.

You know what they say about camping...
It's in tents.

You know why public hair is curly?
So it doesn't poke you in the eye.

They gave you a prickel.

And some country puns turn out to be a bit of a Turkey.

I was going to write a pun.
But frankly I'm stumped.

Holy guacamole. I was working on a shaman staff for Halloween this year. You've just given me a way to make it even cooler.

Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.

Life hack? More like life stab.

When I go to balance my checkbook it turns out all the money I thought I had was imaginary.

I thought the pun was rather tasteful.

Duck, Duck, Goose plus Duck present You've Come to the Wrong Side of the Duck Pond Motherplucker.

I'd still Poker Face.

Eye masturbation: The masturbation where if you rub one out, you better call an ambulance.

I haven't seen much Doctor Who on here for a long time.
There's been plenty of Harry Potter in the last week though.
What subsection are you clicking on to see all this Doctor Who stuff?

Yes. More pictures of The Master please.

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