My only question is WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUYS NIPPLE SO LONG???

It is more than likely a homeing pigeon. It's owner probably colored it pink to be able to find it if it gets lost. Shame we can't see if it has a little bracelet or not. That prove that is or isn't.

I have a cat with a mental disability so to keep my eye on her I have a small pillow next to my head on the bed between me and our head board. My bed frame has cabnits and nightstands attached so it has like a little wall. She sleeps right there. It takes about 5 to 10 minutes to get her comfy because she will get up like "You pet me?" And I say "No lay down on your pillow. Lay down on your pillow put your head down." Eventually she lays down and if I don't put her little cookie monster stuffed doll with her right away she will pop back up. And I have to do it all over again. Than I have to place an old phone on low light and play a heart beat sound low and place it next to her. And she goes to sleep. If I don't do all this she will not sleep I shit you not. O and it is not just night time I have to do it for the cat to nap 2 times a day. See we started doin this because she was looking weak but she was healthy the vet said the cat wasn't sleeping. Yeah so either this or pills. Lol

No my mom and dad co made that company way back in the 60s lol

It took me a second to read this because it says ONE OF MY SIX YEAR OLDS as if she has a bunch of kids grouped in ages hidden somewhere. But than I thought wait maybe she is a teacher. Lol

My favorite joke I ever heard about Judas is Jesus at the last supper is telling them all that one of them will be the one to turn him in. So each person is saying "Is it me Jesus?" And each one Jesus says "No it is not you." But than Judas says "Is it me Jesus?" And Jesus replies in a mocking voice "Is it me Jesus?!?"
Lmfao

So you finally coming out to your friends that you like to be a gimp?

My grandmother was born day after Christmas and if you did this to her she would combine your birthday gift with the next holiday to it. It was always a shirt that clearly said the holiday on it like New year's or Easter or 4th of July so you couldn't wear it after the holiday lol. She didn't care if you spent a shit ton of money on her one gift. And it wasn't even themed for Christmas. If you wanted to make her happy you better bring 2 gifts and one better not be wrapped in Christmas wrapping lmao. Or all your gifts you ever get from her will be wrapped in holiday wrapping lol.
O and you better not get her the same for both gifts like 2 candles or 2 things of candy or 2 peices of clothes. Lol
I always got her a Christmas themed present like a little Christmas ornament or figurine and than something like a mug no Christmas themed filled with hot cocoa packets she loved a cup of hot cocoa every morning.

Ok as a parent I will tell you why parents do this. Most the time the parent you first ask thinks it is not the best idea but can't think of anything a reason why or wants the other parents opinion before they give theirs. Or they see no problem in it but think the other parent might so they rather check with them.
So here is what you do. Wait till they are together. Ask them together. Say you don't have to tell me right now. But I want to let you know (give reason why you want to do it)

C both lol my dad held me put ice on me and said what kind of fucking moron touches a hot stove.

I know someone that lived on that street no wait was it the other street? No it was definitely this street. Yeah that street right there. Lmfao

My husband's grandparents have a LARGE junk drawer in their kitchen.
I remember it was the night before my daughter's first 100th day of kindergarten and she had to have 100 something to show the class. I had NOTHING! I was almost just going to hand her 100 Penny's but than I remember that dang junk drawer. So l asked if they had anything in it. And they said go through it. Lmao my kid went to school with 100 milk jug lids. The teacher said it was the most original one she seen and gave my kid a little book of 100 stickers. Apparently my kid failed to mention that the person with the best 100 items would win a sticker book. She was so excited she came running to me saying she won. Lol the teacher asked how long did I collect the lids and I told her it was my husband's grandmother lmao she had them for God knows how long in her junk drawer.
I had to wash 100 milk lids and bag them so my kid could take them it took 3 large ziplock bags.

Funny thing about the car one. My cousin got to see it. She said people kept trying to look into the windows. As if you could see through them lmfao

There is an extra plate and napkin the person who took the picture is about to eat as well.

I have seen one with no seed what so ever. But than again I also seen one that was 99.9% seed.

Dolphins have been known to try to rape people. So the fact they have sex just because they like it should tell you that they really are trying to rape you.