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mrscollector


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This about sums up adulthood 16 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Maybe it is because he doesn't live at home and through the year is always "borrowing" money? Same thing happened to my brothers when they moved out and kept "borrowing" money all year long.
While the ones that lived at home got regular gifts my brothers got bath stuff and house stuff like dishes lol
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Rear-view security 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
My mom has a mirror above her monitor so she can see if someone walks into her room when she has earphones on.
Because she hates being snuck up on. Lol
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Uncle's grocery list 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Lmao it honestly took me a few seconds to realize what was wrong with the list.
I grew up in Texas so this is almost what my list look like. I had to spell check after marrying my husband he is California born so he looked at my list looked at me and said you poor dyslexic thing you. Lmao I had to explain it wasn't due to dyslexia it was the southern in me lmao
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Remember this? 12 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
He was a comic genius lol
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Remember this? 12 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I grew up with a Dad who insisted we learn of the greats.
Bob Hope
Red Skelton
Benny Hill
Abbot and Costello
And so many others
So this is so easily recognized.
Honestly I am glad for a Dad and Mom who insisted we know about Pop culture of the past.
I do the same for my daughter. She is learning all about what I grew up with and what my parents taught me.
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You have yeed your last meow 5 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Can second that lmao
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Basically the same way Pokémon get their name 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Cats are Pokemon lol
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An Iranian woman & her 3 yr old daughter, disfigured from an acid attack from her husband 23 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I bet the little girl still thinks her Mommy is beautiful and I bet her Mommy still thinks her daughter is beautiful.
They have been though so much yet the little girl kisses her mommy so sweetly.
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Who the HELL is cutting onions?!?!?!?!
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Anon eats chicken 9 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Wait so first eating to much chicken while pregnant will force your boy baby to become a girl and now if guys eat to much chicken they turn gay????
What the fuck are we feeding chickens to make them so dangerous to men????!!!!!
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Get you someone with 5 cats 4 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
6 lol and one dog lol thank God I am already married or I would be so sad lmao
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Just a normal teacher in Russia. He's from Nigeria. He teaches Chinese language 6 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Seriously thought for a moment it was a monkey on one those miniature horses lol
Puff puff pass anyone? 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I picture the puffer fish all big and fat saying
"Come on guys leave me alone! I mean it stop!"
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Right in the feelings 8 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I do know because we moved away the next day.
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I...never thought I'd see the day. I didn't even know I was close. 15 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
O MY GOD Congrats! You did something everyone thought impossible. Lol
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Bugs bunny 7 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Reminds me of a line from the first spy kids. The bad guys chase the kids and the kids pick up these really futuristic guns and point them at the bad guys. The bad woman says do you even know how to use those? And the kids so no. But I know they are really heavey. So they chunk them at the bad guys lmao.
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The original anti-vaxxers 2 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Casper's parents were around BEFORE Vaccinations. And he died of pneumonia.
So yeah you can't be an anti-vexxer if vaccines wasn't a thing yet.
That be like saying people in the Victorian era is anti-internet.
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Ya know, I think there may be a problem 17 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I scrolled slow!!!!
I scrolled so slow and OMGOD
WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!!!!
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U got this 22 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
( *’ω’* ) awws
Honestly I admit I never really was a person to talk about the struggles I personally go through till I am through with them.
My husband even has to pressure me to talk about them.
Growing up in such a large family I guess I get through things better alone.
But if anyone ever shows the slightest problem I hop on the help wagon and I stay by their side till they don't need anymore help but I will still check up on them and make sure they are ok.
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Surprise! 4 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
But she kept on so I told her the stress she was putting on me was making the baby freak out. And I hung up. I refused to talk to her for 3 months. I was a month away from being due and she called me 3 times in a row I said "what!"
She said my cousin need to go to the hospital and she wanted me to go with her I said "I am busy." And hanged up.
Next my cousin called and said she wanted me to go is there any day I can go I asked if my mom is going she said she was driving. I said I don't think I can go.
But she begged and pleaded. So I said I will go.
It was all a lie they threw me a baby shower.
I was so fucking pissed I just tried to act happy around everyone else. My mom tried to say she had it planned but trust me she didn't I know she didn't.
To this day there is only 2 things that I will never forgive her for and this is one of them.
I love her with all my heart but that she can never fix.
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Surprise! 4 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I fucking hate surprise parties where everyone acts like they don't care about you the days before or about what you are celebrating.
I got married in CA. My whole family is in Texas. We moved to Texas after we got married and we were going to have our daughter. I knew my family was poor. So me and my husband decided to have a small family and few friends get together to celebrate the coming baby. We were asking for no gifts just come hungry and chat you know just get together.
My mom blew up about how we can't throw our own baby shower we told her it wasn't a baby shower. I asked when on her days off she said they change I said can you ask your boss for a day off on a certain day if you are given a month or 2 advance noticed. She flat out refused to do it. She kept treating me like I was shit for even thinking of inviting not only her but anyone. I was so stressed out and up set my daughter was going ape shit in my stomach. So I told her than fucking forget it.
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Is this true?? 7 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Yeah lol I forgot the name when I wrote it.
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Is this true?? 7 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I'm waiting for Hulu to release the story about the girl and her boyfriend killed her mom because her mom made her act sick her whole life to the point of shaving her head and posioning her with meds lying to her and others about her age and forcing her to stay in a wheelchair.
It is going to be so freaking good.
I feel so sorry for the girl. And honestly don't blame her. The mom would of eventually killed her.
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Keep it away 12 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Lay down and wait for sweet sweet death.
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Garlic on Everything 3 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
Actually Garlic is known to be a natural healer and as Vampires was seen as sickly undead creatures Garlic was seen as a way to ward off death so it was a perfect fit.
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I'm not stupid 6 comments
mrscollector · 5 years ago
I hope they have at least 1000 dollars because I have 5 brothers and each would be able to earn the 200 I on the other hand don't qualify. Lol
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