mrscollector
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Retards 6 comments
Yikes 17 comments
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mrscollector
· 4 years ago
When my daughter was in kindergarten she can home one day and told us she saw a cow and how she pet it and its baby cow lol
We assumed maybe she say a cow in a trailer in the parking lot of the school or maybe it was toy cows. The way she was telling the story sounded like a big fib.
Well till one day I am heading out the door to go get her with my husband and his grandma stopped me and said by the way did you see Kimberly on the front page of the news paper. I stop and say WHAT?? I assumed she was mistaken but NOPE!!
There she is my daughter front page petting a cow. Lol
Apparently a farmer came to school to teach the kids about where milk comes from.
We showed her picture and she was telling everyone she was famous.
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We assumed maybe she say a cow in a trailer in the parking lot of the school or maybe it was toy cows. The way she was telling the story sounded like a big fib.
Well till one day I am heading out the door to go get her with my husband and his grandma stopped me and said by the way did you see Kimberly on the front page of the news paper. I stop and say WHAT?? I assumed she was mistaken but NOPE!!
There she is my daughter front page petting a cow. Lol
Apparently a farmer came to school to teach the kids about where milk comes from.
We showed her picture and she was telling everyone she was famous.
Ooopsie 5 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Yeah I know but in my religion we dont have christenings we have Baptizing.
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TJ 11 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Well he had to seeing as he was more busy with Sally Hemings than his own wife.
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Ooopsie 5 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
So my family and my husband's family both are southern Baptist.
Being a Baptist means your are not baptized after being born you are when you turn 8 or older.
I was 12 and was Baptized in a river like most southerners are.
We go to the church my husband grew up going to. It has a baptizing pool behind the bullpen.
So his grandfather was and is the preacher. He was in fishing rubber pants while my husband at 10 was in swim shorts and white robe.
Ok so his grandfather dunks him under and just as he was about to pull him up again my husband swims away. Lmfao
His grandfather yelled to get his butt back here so he could wash his sins away and he spit water at him like a fountain lol
He says he never seen his grandfather so mad in his whole life lol.
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Being a Baptist means your are not baptized after being born you are when you turn 8 or older.
I was 12 and was Baptized in a river like most southerners are.
We go to the church my husband grew up going to. It has a baptizing pool behind the bullpen.
So his grandfather was and is the preacher. He was in fishing rubber pants while my husband at 10 was in swim shorts and white robe.
Ok so his grandfather dunks him under and just as he was about to pull him up again my husband swims away. Lmfao
His grandfather yelled to get his butt back here so he could wash his sins away and he spit water at him like a fountain lol
He says he never seen his grandfather so mad in his whole life lol.
The road to success 4 comments
Truuuuuue 5 comments
The road to success 4 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I JUST an hour ago got done watching all of My name is Earl lol. Fucked up they leave it on such a huge cliff hanger though.
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TJ 11 comments
I want this too 3 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
My Cat Starky (Real name Tony Stark lol husband named him) LOVES head boops. You can always tell he is coming for head hoops when he walks up to you looks at you than bounces on his front feet once. That means next bounce he is leaping in the air to land on you and repeat head boops till you either force him to stop or he feels you had enough. After that he just sits there and purrs his little heart out. Lol
Wouldn't be so bad really if he was a normal cat but is a Maine coon and already is a yr old. They keep growing for like 3 yrs already his nick name is fat ass lol.
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Wouldn't be so bad really if he was a normal cat but is a Maine coon and already is a yr old. They keep growing for like 3 yrs already his nick name is fat ass lol.
You pay for design not functionality... Even though it looks like it could shread a 12 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Guest dude calm the fuck down lol I see like 9 comment continues lol I talk alot to but dang
Get your nails did on occasion. #treatyoself 1 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
When I was in high school there was a goth guy who had a bottle of black nail polish and he walked up to me while I was sitting in the library and asked if I could help him. I we went over to a table and I painted his nails for him. I asked why didn't he ask his friends for help. Because I know they all wear black nail polish. He said normally his sister does it but he was running late this morning and he would never ask them to do it because as he put it. "Have you seen their nails? Nah uh no I want mine to look good." Lol
I told him I will gladly help him any time paint his nails.
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I told him I will gladly help him any time paint his nails.
You pay for design not functionality... Even though it looks like it could shread a 12 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I guess that is why I believe in buying android because it's cheap and works. If I went for design I will buy a phone case. Or stickers lol
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Telekine 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Good thing you were here lmao I had to show your comment to my husband so he get the joke lmfao
Wow, imagine her servants and security 8 comments
In case you re having a bad day :/ 7 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I actually HAVE this computer AND I have had this happen. Yeah can air might help but I advise getting some that stupid slime kids play with and place that over the keys and it pull all it up. Make sure it is not to slimy where it just slips through your figures it has to be the thicker kind.
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They first have to sleep their buzz off 5 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
He just made sure to keep the fallen fruit from his tree picked up and they never showed up again.
My Uncle does love to go boar hunting though. When he get one a local friend/butcher would carve up the meat and all he would ask is a few choice cuts. He even will make sausage if asked. Which my uncle always did. He sends the extra meat to family so none of it ever was wasted. He would NEVER go hunting or fishing unless it was catch and release or he knew he could use all parts of the animal. Not letting any go to waste. He never catch more fish than he could eat unless he was catching for family.
One year he caught 6 wild turkeys and gave 5 out for early Thanksgiving gifts to his siblings. We had it on Thanksgiving and honestly it was the best Turkey ever. My grandmother said it was to gamey but I disagree.
My Uncle does love to go boar hunting though. When he get one a local friend/butcher would carve up the meat and all he would ask is a few choice cuts. He even will make sausage if asked. Which my uncle always did. He sends the extra meat to family so none of it ever was wasted. He would NEVER go hunting or fishing unless it was catch and release or he knew he could use all parts of the animal. Not letting any go to waste. He never catch more fish than he could eat unless he was catching for family.
One year he caught 6 wild turkeys and gave 5 out for early Thanksgiving gifts to his siblings. We had it on Thanksgiving and honestly it was the best Turkey ever. My grandmother said it was to gamey but I disagree.
Had us in the first half 3 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
0.o
You do know eating the "crust" of watermelon gives you the runs right?
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You do know eating the "crust" of watermelon gives you the runs right?
Don't forget to slip, slop, slap 3 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
That is that woman who was arrested for trying to get her young daughter on a tan bed.
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Huzzah! 4 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Does it taste like a carrot? Because all vegans SWEAR their imitation meat taste just like real meat.
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But Ron is like Yeah my brothers told me about stuff like that so seems fair.
And Nevil is just standing there like Wait?! Which corridor did he say we die at??