Reminds me of Gypsy from mystery science theater 3000

I actually bought a tin with 200 of these cookies. It was only 12 dollars. We ate about 150 of them we can't eat any more lol it's just the 3 of us. Now we use them for one a day treats for our dog and cat lol they never spoil lol way to many cookies.

Pretty in Pink was originally supposed to have with Ducky getting the girl. But it didn't sit well with the screening group so they changed it

My 7 yr old niece went to City Hall and got a permit. They don't cost much hers was free. But she got the right to sell lemonade Al summer long. My brother framed her permit and hung it on her stand.
That girl made 500 bucks. Lol it helps to have alot of relitives sometimes
Her mom and her Dad my brother both have large families.

My mom died last night. My dad died in September of 2016.
And I cried so hard last night I am emotional numb.
She lost her year long battle with cancer.
It started all because some whore put an IUD in my mom after she gave birth to my youngest brother. Her 6th kid. And they didn't tell her. So it stayed in for 28 years.
It developed scares around it and they got cancerous. It spread thought her uterus. Than to her breast. And on January 1st she found out it reached her brain.
Yesterday morning she was rushed to the hospital and air lifted to Austin Texas because she had blood on the brain. They worked for 15 minutes but she was gone. Even if she lived she been a vegetable. Either way she would of been gone.
I live in California and this all happen in Texas. I had to sit by the phone and wait to see what happens. It was the hardest thing I've ever done even though I did nothing.

Rubber Ducky: KILL MEEEeeee

I'm o- universal donor. Can't have anything but o- for my self so before I have surgery for anything they ask me to have blood taken incase I need it.

Animals can and do die from a broken heart.
My grandfather's cat died while we were at my grandfather's funeral. She was curled up on his chair as if she was in his lap.
Just the other day infact my landlord's cat was attacked by a fox and died at the vet. He had a brother they went everywhere together. They were always side by side day and night. When they found the cat hurt, his brother was curled next to him. They tried to save him but he was to badly hurt.
When they brought the cat back so his brother can say goodbye he just curled up next to him and cried. They found the brother the next day had died in it's sleep.
So she buried him beside his brother.
It kills me to know they can love so deeply. Both cats died even though they were 100% healthy.

Maybe she doesn't like how the other one taste?

I once was wearing my Diablo III shirt to church.
Turns out my husband's grandfather who is the preacher knows the translation for Diablo.
He said doesn't that mean Satan or Devil? I said oh this is a shirt for a game where you FIGHT the DEVIL and YOU are an ANGEL. Lol yeah that was close.

That's always been my philosophy.
I mean there's famous people that their political and or religious stance I do not agree with but I still find them extremely funny or very entertaining.
I mean it takes a lot of indifferent for me not to like a person. And I mean a lot as in your opinion is actually what shapes the way you act towards others.
Case in point certain orange person feels that he has the right to put his hands all over women and all men do that's his opinion and that's something that he deserves to be hated for.

Well actually they didn't BAN straws but BANNED restaurants and bars from giving straws out.
You can bring your own straws and their kind of straw seems like the kind you would have to acquire on your own.

January 1st we found out my mom who has breast cancer and uterus cancer, now has brain cancer. So fuck this year right in the Goat Ass.

It's not their p*ssy it is a pouch just like a Kangaroo. Plus if you plan to do this make DAMN SURE it is dead lol

Okay how are the hats staying on the heads is it glue cuz if so I can understand why they're trying to find the person who did it. But if it turns out it's something like string then who cares as long as it's not damaging to the poor little things.
You know truthfully may just be that these are pigeons from Texas. And they are on vacation.

If only they knew that that wall not only was built on the dead workers that built it but the city's it ran by went broke paying for their part.

They were always good friends. They just got busy.

That is a lie about what someone looks without makeup. When they mean men lie they mean they lie where they were who they were with or where their true emotions are. Those are lies that hurt more than seeing someone with eyebrows than see them come out of the shower without them.