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The accuracy of this memories.Lol 5 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

If you lose the dial you had a pair of pliers permanently pinched on to the little spoke AND GOD FORBID YOU LOSE THOSE PLIERS!!!
O and O MY GOD that satisfying click sound it made with each channel change.
I also loved how the screen would feel tingly when it was on static snow.
Or how about how the tv would turn off by going into a pin size dot and come on from that same dot.
And no matter how clean you kept the tv it always smelled of warm dust.

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Should we tell her or 7 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Or you know give him love support and not act like a psycho

You got that right boiii! 8 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?
I play animal crossings WITH OUT SKIPPING DAYS!
go right in sir

I'm this old: 3 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Where the f*ck is the buy button when you need it???
What time is it?
O shit sorry can’t tell you my watch seemed to run off.

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90s kids will remember 4 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Trust me every time you think you have such a cool hair cut a few decades later you are proven so wrong.

"Play what you want. I listen to everything." 6 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Screaming isn’t singing.

Found at my work 7 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Omfuckinggod Lmmfao I have a breathing problem man. If I laugh way to hard I can’t stop coughing. You damn near killed me.

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I did often 12 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

I actually do it a lot it is a weird Déjà vu feeling for me. What happens is I feel like my head is spinning and my stomach aches and I feel almost sea sick and many times I vomit. It all depends if I can get my mind off what made it happen fast enough.
Normal Déjà vu stuff like huh I could sworn I done this before, doesn’t bother me but if anything reminds me of what happen in a dream I go in full sick mode.
Weird part is that it never happen before I gave birth to my daughter. I talked to my mom and she said same thing happen to her after she gave birth to my oldest brother.

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Let's take a minute -itl be quick. Tell ya how I made a goblin cry tryna rip off his d*ck 5 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

I sent this to my 2nd oldest brother who played D&D since the 80s.
He just called me back and said we would of called him the Troll Tickalah!
Kind of like French Tickler but Troll tickler and yes he said TICKALAH lol

That's Amazing 2 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

When ever I see reasons us all having the internet at our finger tips at all times as a bad thing I try to remember stuff like this. Because it’s stuff like this that makes it such a great thing.

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Advertising at its finest 8 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Yeah I’m older than 30 lmfao I’m cough37cough.
Oops I just did the math he is 32 not 30.
Its hard to keep track I have 5 brothers.
I don’t give out there names here but I call them
Oldest Brother (47)
2nd oldest brother (46)
2 yrs younger brother (35)
2nd youngest brother (32)
Youngest brother (30)

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Am I A Joke To You? 1 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

This look like the owner said do the face do the face

Advertising at its finest 8 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

He punched his high school girlfriend’s little 8 yr old sister so hard it chipped her tooth. Almost went to court but our Dad got him out using a friend. They claimed it was an accident. To this day he denies doing it but their was witnesses.
He broke teeth of mine by throwing a soda bottle at my mouth. All because I had a breathing attack and needed a drink so I grabbed what I thought was my drink and it turned out to be his. I tried to give him mine which was unopen like his was but he said no fuck you take them both bitch and chucked at my face.
He kicked a dog to death for snapping at him after he slapped it.
He tried to hit our youngest brothers niece with a door.
He has no respect for anyone’s property.
After our uncle died who lived next door he went over and ransacked the house looking for cash.
He stole 500 dollars from my parents bank account.
Parents almost got a divorce because of him.
I can go on and on.
I just pray one day he never has kids and grows the fuck up

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mrscollector · 4 years ago

What didn’t he do be a shorter list really.
You ever meet one those people who think their life role is to be the dick. Yeah that’s him. If you say o God or Jesus Christ like as if you are mad he says Yes you called?
He thinks the best way to interact with people is to belittle them at every comment.
He bullies people to the point of tears even though he is 30 yrs old. Than he laughs when they do.
He has no job lived off my parents.
Swears he “took care” of them both.
Our Dad died of Alzheimer’s and Dementia and our mom died or brain cancer from a cancer that spread through out her body in a year.
There were days where my mom would cry because he wouldn’t clean or cook.
He punched our Dad in the face even though our Dad at the time was like a child in his mind.
He said his job is to drive yet refused to get his ass up to do it. He left our mom at chemo for 2 hours because he forgot to get her. She couldn’t walk.

One lined tattoo ideas by Picasso 4 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

My cousin let her daughter who was barely 2 scribble on a piece of paper with a pen and she just left it there after she put the kids to bed for a nap. My brother comes over he sees the scribble on the paper and goes who drew this horse this is a good horse? She goes what are you talking about there’s no horse? So he turn the page so she could see at the angle that he was seeing the page and sure enough the whole scribble was one straight line of scribble never being picked up and it was the perfect head of a horse like perfectly formed. She kept it and laminated it. I even saw the drawing it really did look like some great artist drew it. These remind me of what it look like

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I literally found this poster at my school 3 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

I once found a poster at my church deep in a box in storage lol it said ”Hands are for holding the Bible and praying.” It had a picture of a teenage boy laying in bed holdIng a Bible right about where his crotch is as if he is reading it from that distance. Lmmfao
There was another one I had a teenage girl on her knees praying and it said “God loves those who only go to their knees when praying.”
Honestly seeing this post makes me wish I actually kept those there was plenty more I just don’t remember them all they all suggested in a non-direct way to not have sex of any kind.

They were presented with a trampoline and they're playing with the damn box instead 3 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Yeah pretty much kids and animals will play with the box then with the actual thing.

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mrscollector · 4 years ago

Babies are never a mistake what is a mistake is adults. Some adults should of never been born take my 2nd youngest brother lol now he was a mistake.
I hate he has our Dads middle name.

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mrscollector · 4 years ago

You heard of “The hills have eyes.”
Well this is The snow has eyes and a whittle nose.

So this is my new cat, Fred. I basically took him in from the streets 7 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

In other words you were adopted by Fred lol

I'm waiting 5 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Popeye and sweetpea

Google you useless 3 comments

mrscollector · 4 years ago

Or could say sorry we had one but it’s been checked out and never returned.