You know it’s funny I fucking hate these bastards with a passion the little shells they leave on trees creep the fuck out of me and JESUS CHRIST the flying version is like a demon version of a dragon fly
BUT
Living in California I miss the sound of these bastards chirping away in the trees.

Legit me and hubby.
Rarely do I found stuff on here I can just show and not have to explain.
But he isn’t a meme kind of person so I laugh hysterically and he just looks at me like I’m crazy
Some my kid gets but not all

Lmmfao the younglings slayer 9000

How about the fact tea isn’t originally from there?
And there is Beans on toast
It was a “recipe” lol (dump can of beans on toast) thought up by Heinz which comes from Sharpsburg Pennsylvania USA.
So it isn’t British either.

How about the fact that women go in groups to the same kind of place but it’s worse because the men get grouped by the women while at a strip club for men the men are not allowed to touch the girls even when getting a lap dance.
People rant about strip clubs for men and how messed up it is for men to watch girls strip for money but never mention that the one for women is so much worse.

OMYGOD lol I remember that guy from that show. He was a chronic masturbator he couldn’t stop himself.
If I recall someone even cut of all his fingers but his index fingers.
Best part was one of the bikers actually offered to lend him his hand to masturbate after he did something really good for the crew.

Magpie: So... um... you from out of town?
Vulture:...do you know where a guy can get something dead?
Magpie: *gulp*

My daughter hugged Chewbacca. I asked her if he was soft. She said his fur is rough and smells like sweat lol

Looks like a walking anus lmfao

We are not built to remember the bad ones more.
We are built to remember the ones with high emotions more.
Like I remember things far back in my childhood of pure joy.
Like when I was maybe 4 and I had a popples doll. I had gotten it stuck and I couldn’t pull it out it’s pouch. So I went to my mom who was in the bath and asked if she could undo the toy. She did it and handed it back. I was so happy I jumped up and down and skipped out the room.
I asked my mom about it and she remembered it as well and was shocked I did.
I also remember bad things like it was winter and I always maybe 2 or 3.
There was snow on the ground and I was outside I somehow got locked out. I remember seeing my potty chair on the back porch and I sat on it to potty than my grandmother sees me in through the window and screams. She runs outside and scoops me up. I still remember the sound of the screen door slamming closed behind her as she carried me in.
So see we just wired to remember most emotional ones

All that space out there and to have us the ONLY intelligent life just doesn’t seem right.
My Dad used to say that is an awful lot of space to waste.
I mean even if we just stumble upon some kind of animal like life for that be interesting.
Maybe once we get out our solar system we might even find life that swims through space like a whale.
Maybe there is life forms that look like humans.
I do believe we might of been visited once or so but due to them thinking we are not ready that we are not advanced enough they leave us alone. I don’t think one has been around since before the 70s.
My Dad used to believe that they are waiting for us to be all at peace with each other. To when we all are kind to one another and don’t have wars anymore or feel hatred toward one another because they look different or act different.
Lol he also says that is when they strike and enslave is lol he was joking about that

I never “spill” Secrets but I also don’t keep them to myself. Lol
I only make sure that the people who should not hear them don’t hear them from me or from people tell.
Like there is a few of my stories that I’ve told on this site that are secrets the people have told me but there’s no way that those people or the people they want the secrets kept from will come on here so I’m good LOL

0.o
Do you still breath when no one is around because you sound like your brain is deprived of oxygen

Lmfao thumb having ass bitch lmfao

Lol I love how the lemon is looking around like it understands it wasn’t what the guy wanted but he is just happy to be alive lol

You know there is a way to preserve etch a sketch art
You just open the back remove the left over aluminium powder and inner scratcher that draws the art. That way when it is shaken the art doesn’t go away.

You can tell by the paws and how the back legs are bent.
But honestly that is a very convincing looking suit. It’s damn near perfect.

YES
Right now Since we moved we have ALOT more space to clean everyday. So I have to take care of the house and cook and by the time the work is through I am to tired to play my Animal Crossing game or WOW and I end up just watching random tv shows and movies I haven’t done any of my other hobbies either like I used to love to do grown up coloring books and reading. I barely even play app games.
I play among us but that’s cause it’s on my tablet.
I haven’t even been on my laptop in weeks.
I just keep saying I will do it on a weekend after I get into the grove of this places. BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS!!!
lol I hate adulting.

NOPE!