Known for punching and kicking
But no one knows they are also give good hugs.

Mia is my black chihuahua’s name. Her full name is Mama Mia lol

That is how my DS broke.
I seriously cried. My husband “fixed” it for me lol he used hot glue gun and super gun lol

DEMONS!!!
Southerner here and trust me they sound beautiful and look like the devil

My daughter looks and sounds exactly like me.
BUT she is 100% her Dad in personality, likes, and humor.
Only thing we have in common is we both like anime/manga.
I tell her she is like a M&M version of me and her Dad.
I am hoping that if we have another kid it is more like me lol.
She is pure Daddy’s girl.
Maybe I need a Mama’s Boy lol

When I was pregnant with our daughter I got out of the doctors and walked down the street to the local bbq restaurant.
I only had 3 dollars on me so I was looking to just get a sausage wrap and a water.
It’s a small town everyone knows everyone or they know someone related to you or you are related to them lol.
I go up and the owner is there says hi how is your mom? I say good (he went to school with her) he asks how the baby coming lol I say few more weeks.
He asks what I want I say just sausage wrap and a water.
He asks me if I still got morning sickness because that’s what I would order before when I did.
I say no just I only have 3 bucks.
He says what do you want?
I say I would love some brisket and 2 sausage and some your grandmama’s lemon pie. but like I said I only have 3 bucks.
He filled a box with a pound of sliced brisket half a chicken, 8 sausages and gave me a whole pie lol
I said that’s to much lol
He said eat what you can and take the rest to your husband.

I just got done watching the newest season of the crown.
Honestly I get why Prince Charles cheated on Princess Diana.
He loved Camila he always did but his family refused to let him marry her.
They forced him to marry Diana.
But he didn’t have to trick her like he did pretending to love her just to please the family. Making her fall for him only to have him and Camila shove their love in her face.
Camila sent a letter to Diana by having it left on her bed she would be sharing with her husband. Camila left it there from when she was last in it!
Even Camilla was married!
If he would of told Diana from the start that he wanted to marry her just so his family would leave him be and let him date Camilla in secret I don’t know if she still would of married him but if she did she wouldn’t of been in such pain.
What killed that marriage was the neglect she felt in a loveless marriage, the love she got from the public made him jealous, and that there was 3 people in the marriage.

My husband sleeps with
3 pillows
Our shared blanket
I sleep with
2 pillows
Body pillow
3 stuffed animals
A blanket I had since childhood that is in a small pillow case
Electric blanket
Heat pad
Throw blanket
Our shared blanket
Bottle of water
Dog
Cat
Lol my husband says I don’t sleep in a bed I sleep in a nest. Which I agree lol I can’t sleep comfortably unless surrounded by comfiness lol

100 BUCKS for a delivery of 10 dollars worth of wood!?
SCREW THAT I GOT A CAR!!!

“MIGHT” cook and clean lol

My first job I ever had I called every 3 days after they said they get in touch with me.
They ended up hiring me due to me showing how much I wanted the job.
Honestly I did it to every single job I ever tried to get.
Only once did a business tell me stop calling lol
The others I didn’t get usually say sorry the position has been filled or sorry we feel you are not right for the job.
When the say the second I ask what was I lacking so I can know how to improve.
One time the job said I needed to be able to answer phones better. So I worked on it and it hen the job was looking for more people I reapplied and explained I been working on what they said I lacked.
I did get the job which was awesome but 4 months later I had to move so I had to quiet but they offered a job if I ever move back.
And I did just move back but no openings so I am waiting till there is one.
It was a art studio for kids. I was a secretary.
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Long story short recall till they tell you to stop!

It looks like one of those fake Backyard from big brother TV show

.......!Warning onion cutting ninjas are at the end of this comment!
My grandmother had a parrot that was her sisters Ruth. Sadly Ruth passed away leaving the bird with my grandmother.
My grandmother said she felt sorry and hated that bird lol.
Every day he yell at my grandmother saying not Ruth not Ruth. Everyday it take hours till he let her pet him and feed him. If she try to clean his cage he try to bite her and scream not Ruth!
At night he call out Ruth! RUTH!
A few years later he passed away he did eventually stop asking for Ruth.
But the night before my grandmother found him dead in his cage she said she heard him chirping and being all happy saying Ruth here! Ruth here! RUTH! RUTH!
My grandmother was convinced she came for him.

You know she is based on the mother of the artist who made her
So she was actually real

I would lol
I adore all animals.
Bugs and creepy crawlies depend on the creepy factor to decide how close I will get to them.

Seriously this is so true lol
I said it a million times if I ever see Gabriel Iglesias aka Fluffy lol me being A sexual is going to be a distant memory lol
My husband a year ago said Fluffy was coming to the town next to us and he could get the tickets for us but he doesn’t want to get a divorce lol
I also fell in love with my husband due to him making me laugh.

Not going to lie that was next level genius

What about the girl that turned into a werewolf for the whole date and when the date was over he expected to see her as her hot self again but she turned into a middle aged bald man who collects stamps. She was also a were of him. But the rest the time she was her normal self.

Mine is so bad I should do this but don’t what I do is I bring up the menu on my phone and then that way I could just see it up close without Looking like an idiot

This was during the depression and the mother admitted she did it to try and save her kids from starvation and she was pregnant at the time and didn’t know how she feed that one either. But Rae said The truth was the mother sold them for $2 so their mother could have bingo money and because the man her mother was dating did not want anything to do with the children.
The kids name was
Lana 6
Rae 5
Milton 4
Sue Ellen 2
Rae and Milton went together because when the family who took Rae was leaving Militon began to cry and they decided to take him as well. Rae also said the family that took her kept her as a slave not a daughter. She was abused and kidnapped and raped.
She found her mom when Rae was 21 Her mother expressed no remorse or regret. And she expressed no love.
Milton was abused from day one from the family.
Lana sadly died of cancer before the siblings met back up. So they know nothing of what her up bringing was.