HA you think that’s bad
I had to celebrate my birthday
in quarantine
And I was born on my parents anniversary
my dad died in 2016
My mom died January 2020
So it was the first birthday of my WHOLE LIFE I had to celebrate it completely alone.
My husband had to work and my kid had to start school that day and she is 13 so teenager doesn’t want to spend whole day with her parents
So not only was it my first birthday where it was only my birthday but I was also alone most the day and in quarantine AND I live in California while everyone I am related to lives in Texas.
So I celebrated it while I was really REALLY alone

Actually for the longest time google gave ways to do it while bing gave help line first than the info
Now they both give nothing but help info
Than pages later it tells how to do it

This is my daughters schedule lol she is 13

The other kids loved Stuart and he even tried to introduce the other kids to the parents.
They were happy for him just like everyday he was happy for the ones picked when they left.
ALSO
In the books
Stuart is not actually a mouse. At least, everyone keeps saying “he looks like a mouse” rather than confirming actual mouse-dom. A doctor confirms that Stuart has the same vital statistics as a mouse
ALSO ALSO
In the books
Stuart is not adopted but is the littles actual son.
I guess saying he is adopted was easier.

Hello. My name is Melodie
You killed my dad
Prepare to your self esteem and your body
...ummmmm what the fuck was going to happen

My husband and our daughter RIGHT THERE!

Legit lmfao Disney’s go to comedy is sarcasm. It’s in every TV show they have every movie it’s hard to find a show or movie with out it. Lol

Every time we go there is only 2 guys working and my husband ALWAYS says HAY WHERE ARE THE OTHER 3 GUYS?!?!
-.-
Lol

My cat sits at my door and cries to come back even if I’m just getting the mail

Reminds me of that commercial where two fishermen where toe to toe with a bear and one fisherman wacks the bear with a fishing pole and the bear roars in their face. So the second guy says I know what to do hand me that honey!
The first fisherman hands the second the honey and the second sprays and smears the honey ALL OVER the first fisherman (the one that hit the bear with the fishing pole.) than runs in the opposite direction. Lmfao

OK so you know how Alakazam carries spoons?
Well it reminded me of what happened just the other day.
I was doing the dishes my husband was talking to me about this guitar and stuff and he said it’s sad that you can’t play a musical instrument. (My dyslexia messes with my hand eye coordination which also makes me a bit clumsy)
I told him I can play an instrument. And I bet he can’t play it.
He said I can play anything you can!
So I said ok.
I grabbed 2 spoons and played them. lol
I said here play it.
And he said that’s not an instrument I said yes it is look it up it’s called spoons and it is in fact real.
He sees in right and says I can do that. I say ok do it. He says I bet 100 bucks I can I say ok I bet 100 you can’t and if you can’t I really get 100 same for you.
He said deal.
Lmfao I am 100 dollars richer.
I learned to play spoons from my great uncle when I was 8 lol

Lmfao if I saw this pair walking up to my window first thing I would say is what can I do for you officer Maverick?
Lmfao

What do you expect them to KNOCK???

Actually I think it all depends on the kid.
Some you can punish with a simple grounding or a talk to or simple taking of a prized item like game system, toy, or computer.
While there is the ones who really only will respond to spanking.
I grew up if you talked to me I did better.
My oldest and 2nd oldest brother grew up getting grounded.
My brother 2yrs younger than me and my youngest brother just take away something and they behaved.
Now my 2nd to youngest brother the black sheep my parents swore up and down they never spank. But trust me with him they should of.
Me and my brothers used to fist fight when we argue. Like cats and dogs. And only after we fight him and beat him would he act right.
He could never win even against our youngest brother.
We never started a fight unless it was a last resort.
Spanking though so many don’t approve is something that many need.
With my kid we just talk with her and take her computer and phone away. And she gets them back later.

After several weeks of quarantine with the kids at home all day and the wife as well this man decided it was time to wash the car raining or not

I always flip a coin and wait to see what it is because the thing you wish it to be is what you really want.

In that moment you be surprised at what you think about and what you remember of the moment.
When I was saying my final goodbye to my Dad as he laid in his hospital bed I knew I never see him again.
I cried telling him I wish I didn’t have to leave. ( I was visiting for 2 weeks to see him before he died I was going back home the next morning so this was the last time I ever see him.)
I cried so hard telling him I love him and I will always miss him.
Yet remembering that moment I can’t see his face I hear his voice telling me he loves me as he try’s to comfort me, I see his bed and the wall behind him. I can see the tan blanket laying on him and his white pillows and yellow dull light above his head. But his face is gone. Most I remember the pain I was feeling. And how I wanted to stop crying I needed to be brave for my him because he wanted to go. I didn’t even ask him to fight because I knew it’s what he wanted.
So it can be surprising how you feel and think in those moments

I think you should try to be civil with family that you have problems with.
BUT
If that family member/s is toxic or abusive you need to stand your ground and remove them from your life. Out of sight out of mind, so to speak.
Sadly the people who can hurt you the most is the ones related to you.
I am someone who have a hard time holding a grudge. My brothers hated it when we was kids. We would fight like cats and dogs than an hour later I would ask if they want to play. They say I AM STILL MAD AT YOU HOW ARE YOU NOT MAD?!?!
lol
It takes a lot to make me hate you beyond repair. And many have done it. So that tells you how bad they are.

When my aunt passed away they found a room FILLED with books with covers like this lmfao
It made her son go EWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m going to imagine the person to make this actually knew how to crop properly

Seriously BEST DAMN JOKE EVER!!!
I have seen this a billion times and I laugh Hysterically EVERY time

Yet mom gets all her work done and still gets the house clean and bills paid.
While you play game all day and dog hasn’t been taken out for so long it forgot what trees look like and the trash is piling up around your desk and bed like you decided to make your own landfill and you haven’t taken a bath in so long that you got mushrooms growing behind your ears.
She isn’t yelling you play to much games it’s you spend your time doing only games and not spending your time doing things you need to.
No mom ever yelled about games at a straight A student with a clean room and who baths regularly and does all their chores.
Game appropriately work than fun

Shit my husband been using this spell on me for years that bastard! lol

Being funny is a job it’s called being a comedian