Its stormtroopers always miss lol

“OUR” carp plushie lol like the cat has to share with its toys with them lol

She said 1986 make him 62 lmfao I was born in 1982 and there is no WAY I am even close to 50

This does not effect me. I get to respond with sorry I’m dyslexic lol
That way if they mention the type-os they look like an asshole lol

When I see the tag says 19.99 I automatically think ok that is 22.00 because I was raised always add .10 cents for every dollar for taxes. Even though taxes isn’t .10 cents it’s just easier to do .10 cents.

Actually a lot of zoo keepers already kind of do this.
If an animal is injured or an infant and it needs around the clock care the zoo keepers will bring their “work” home with them.
I had an ex that worked with tigers at the San Antonio zoo. He used to send me tiger whiskers and tiger nail clippings lol.
But when they had new tiger Cubs they had the new yet qualified workers “babysit” them during the night.

Also you need to remember the first was before they started to cook the meals off the plane. Now all meals except maybe the occasional cookies or such is made in a building than shipped in TV trays to the plane where they just heat the meals up and ask you beef or chicken.
Back than they had someone actually make the meals on the plane. The “In flight kitchen” was more than a beverage bar with a microwave. It had a full kitchen on board.
But after 9/11 they found it not only safer but more cost effective to not include meals and to cook on the ground.
Some company’s only serve you a meal if you fly during predetermined meal times. While others only serve meals if your flight is longer than 2 hours and even than you still need to be flying during predetermined meal times.
And if you fly anything under business or first class than you have to pay for the meal.

Years of that puppet shit he figured out the loop holes lol

That just breaks my heart he would rather go alone to the hospital with such a huge injury than “bother” people with his problems.
Someone hurt that man and I don’t mean the nail

So funny story
As many of you know I am from the south Texas to be exact but on my Dads side he was born in Biloxi Mississippi. As well as his mother and her family.
My grandmother’s sister was named Ruth.
(I know family tree here but hang in there)
So great aunt Ruth was going to visit us in Texas for the first time when I was just a baby.
She hated long car rides and the trains was still a thing but refused to sit on one. So plane it was.
When she went decided to visit us she said well if I’m going to Texas might as well spend a week in Mexico as well.
So she went to Mexico first and as she was coming back they asked her Do you have anything to declare?
She said and I quote
“You bet your sweet aunt Fanny I do! I declare that Mexico made me have the terrible runs and not only that the airplane on the way there was so cramped I felt my toes fold under them selfs just like the wicked witch of the east!”
The man said ma’am I mean do you have any fruit or anything.
Lmfao

The little mermaid was a love letter to Hans Christian Andersen’s male interest.
The man was his Prince who went off and married a woman while Hans Christian Andersen was like the mermaid and had to let his love go because being bi/gay was not something people openly did. And there was rumors that the man he loved didn’t love him back because he was straight and always saw himself more of a friend.
It’s truly sad when you think of it like that and than Disney goes and makes the ending happy which though yeah I get they just wanted a happy ending but probably unknowingly they let a bi/gay couple finally have their happy ending.

I would join Disney cult if I could lol Not going to lie it got me through the past few years. After losing my Dad in 2016 my mom in 2020 and my favorite aunt just this last January plus having all 5 my bothers not making any attempt of to contact me its lead me to have PTSD due to grieve.
Disneyland and Disney been the only thing to help me pull through. Well that and my ESA my Cat Allen (named after my Dad) aka Bubba.
So in a way I feel I owe them my life and not to mention working that much closer would probably lift my spirts even more.

What if I told you that by using only one media to get your news you are only gonna listen to one side of the story and that is just as bad as only watching Fox News

In the beginning the universe was in a gif to show the light of it lol
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This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a major source for his research in a speech to a bath

OMGOD it’s Charlie lol I remember this
Lmfao I am now watching the whole collection lol shit these came out when I just had my daughter she is 13 now it feels like just a few years ago

If your notice he isn’t the only one bare foot.
But good job to him working hard to make sure his kid has a better life.

Funny story
My daughters last yr teacher was a fucking bitch!
Story a bit long but trust me ties to this meme.
We went to Disneyland on March 7 till March 13 (Day before the last day it was open)
While we gone the school is telling kids about washing hands really well. BITCH SAYS TO CLASS “ Who is friends with Kimberly? Tell her to wash her hands I don’t want her to bring COVID back from her trip.”
First day my kid is back and all her friends run to her hugging her saying they missed her and asking about the trip.
First class is BITCH.
My kid walks in and loudly so all kids can hear BITCH says “ I hope you washed your hands because I don’t want you to give me COVID”
My kid was in 6th grade what you think happen after? If you guess all the kids start acting like Kimberly has COVID and was going to spread it if she touched them than you guessed right.
My kid was in tears. We had to go get her because she couldn’t stop crying.

Honestly I adore Dolly Parton.

So there was these teenagers in my home town who decided to go free momma pigs so they can be with their babies and not be forced to feed the piglets through a small cage.
The first momma they reunited with her babies killed all 8 her babies by squishing them than began to eat them.
The second they was able to save half before the momma ate and killed them all.
They didn’t try to rescue any others.
And they were arrested and had to pay for the murdered pigs. They were forced to pay what the piglets would of cost to sell if they reached full grown.

Change this to turn off light and that be my daughter as Aurora and me not turning off the light lmfao I just forget a lot it’s not on purpose lol