mrscollector
Sub&SundayTeach
38
Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
Im
Eclectic
Dyslexic
❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/WOW
Nintendo
Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
For those who think respect is earned not given
That is honestly the worse policy
So what do you walk up to every one and say fuck you cunt till they say o pardon me I am so sorry and than you give respect???
I believe give respect to everyone on first meeting. We first meet And you ask me to do something I answer with sure let me get that.
Than it is up to the other person if my respect for them should go up or down.
Show me you deserve respect and I will give you my deepest respect. You ask me to do something I will answer with Yes sir/ma’am.
If you show me that you are a piece of shit person who doesn’t deserve to lick my boots.
You ask me to do something I will answer with WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?? NO NO GET IT YOURSELF!!!
That is how respect should work.
▼
·
Edited 3 years ago
That is honestly the worse policy
So what do you walk up to every one and say fuck you cunt till they say o pardon me I am so sorry and than you give respect???
I believe give respect to everyone on first meeting. We first meet And you ask me to do something I answer with sure let me get that.
Than it is up to the other person if my respect for them should go up or down.
Show me you deserve respect and I will give you my deepest respect. You ask me to do something I will answer with Yes sir/ma’am.
If you show me that you are a piece of shit person who doesn’t deserve to lick my boots.
You ask me to do something I will answer with WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?? NO NO GET IT YOURSELF!!!
That is how respect should work.
April Fools Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored 86 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Today is April Fools Day Believe in big green beans lol and trust no one
Lmfao yeah those big green beans should be worshipped lol
4
Lmfao yeah those big green beans should be worshipped lol
Clever con man 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My family actually used clothes line for drying clothes all the way up till I was 14 when my grandmother who did the laundry said she was sick and tired of doing it. Lol
That was in 1996
·
Edited 3 years ago
That was in 1996
How you dress can effect your self esteem 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My husband suffers from anxiety and very often gets depressed.
He works for 8 hours 5 days a week.
So because he wears his work clothes so long he will wear nothing else. He has other shirts and pants but he rarely wears them unless he has a long vacation from work.
One day he says he can’t take it any more he wants to quit he says he is to depressed.
I told him before he does that please just try to do what I been begging him to try.
I told him from now on when you get home go straight to the shower and take a good hot shower. I will leave you a clean shirt and pants that are not your work clothes and I will take your work clothes from you so you don’t see them.
Than sit and relax and don’t do or think about work for at least one hour.
So he did it.
And after a week he realized it actually was getting him out of his depressed state.
Trust me it is true what we wear can affect us. If we aren’t happy in the clothes we wear we won’t be happy.
5
He works for 8 hours 5 days a week.
So because he wears his work clothes so long he will wear nothing else. He has other shirts and pants but he rarely wears them unless he has a long vacation from work.
One day he says he can’t take it any more he wants to quit he says he is to depressed.
I told him before he does that please just try to do what I been begging him to try.
I told him from now on when you get home go straight to the shower and take a good hot shower. I will leave you a clean shirt and pants that are not your work clothes and I will take your work clothes from you so you don’t see them.
Than sit and relax and don’t do or think about work for at least one hour.
So he did it.
And after a week he realized it actually was getting him out of his depressed state.
Trust me it is true what we wear can affect us. If we aren’t happy in the clothes we wear we won’t be happy.
I'm a Leo, I love Titanic 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol well I am full of useful and interesting info that is only good for those who truly see the value in them. So yeah I’m an antique store lmfao
2
I second that 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
If you like strawberry flavored stuff but hate strawberries more likely you like pears.
Majority of strawberry flavored items is actually pear flavored
4
Majority of strawberry flavored items is actually pear flavored
Zero Context #30 - "Cake or death?" 18 comments
Shit 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You should be happy that means you get damage pay.
They reimburse you for damage to your property or they fix it.
There was even a comic book series of them it’s called Damage Control. There was 4 comics published and they can be spotted in other comics and tv shows.
They reimburse you for damage to your property or they fix it.
There was even a comic book series of them it’s called Damage Control. There was 4 comics published and they can be spotted in other comics and tv shows.
Gal Gadot *happy sigh* 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I like to cal this “The comedian affect”
See any time a movie or tv show shows a former/still working comedian as the main character his wife will always be beautiful and younger.
It never fails.
Look at Adam Sandler’s movies every single movie he ends up with the hot one.
George Lopez had a beautiful young wife in his show
Everybody loves Raymond young beautiful wife
King of Queens young beautiful wife
Married with children young beautiful wife
I can go for years on this honestly it dates all the way back to black and white tv shows even
The husband could be a lump but unless she was the main character his wife was beautiful.
Some might say Roseanne but sorry she was the main character
Or Mike and Molly sorry she was a main character
Rarely and I mean RARELY is the wife like the husband. And it’s usually for comedy effect or because his real wife is that way or it is their real wife.
9
·
Edited 3 years ago
See any time a movie or tv show shows a former/still working comedian as the main character his wife will always be beautiful and younger.
It never fails.
Look at Adam Sandler’s movies every single movie he ends up with the hot one.
George Lopez had a beautiful young wife in his show
Everybody loves Raymond young beautiful wife
King of Queens young beautiful wife
Married with children young beautiful wife
I can go for years on this honestly it dates all the way back to black and white tv shows even
The husband could be a lump but unless she was the main character his wife was beautiful.
Some might say Roseanne but sorry she was the main character
Or Mike and Molly sorry she was a main character
Rarely and I mean RARELY is the wife like the husband. And it’s usually for comedy effect or because his real wife is that way or it is their real wife.
I'm a Leo, I love Titanic 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I’m a Leo lol but I’m year of the dog as well so I’m loyal but cross me and I will make you wish you never met me.
Lol
I was also born on a Friday which says I love comfort which is true
According to Celtic astrology I’m a hazel tree which is known for knowing lol so that explains my stories
Yeah I don’t go by just one astrology
Because more personal once your cross al spectrums.
Lol
I was also born on a Friday which says I love comfort which is true
According to Celtic astrology I’m a hazel tree which is known for knowing lol so that explains my stories
Yeah I don’t go by just one astrology
Because more personal once your cross al spectrums.
Granny makes the best pies. 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When I was about 18+ my 2nd oldest was working at a mushroom factory.
One his buddies was talking about how he has no idea what to do cause his sister came out gay.
My brother told him do nothing treat her the same.
The said what you do if your sister came to you and said hay I’m gay?
My brother looked him dead in the eye and said I would take her to bars that way one of us at least will never go home empty I will get the straight girls and she get the gay ones.
Lmfao it was a good plan except I’m asexual so lol I prefer going home alone
I actually never told my parents about me being Asexual. I don’t know I just never felt a need to.
I wasn’t scared of rejection or anything just we all kept relationships private from each other.
When my brother got divorced we didn’t know for about a month or so after. Even though we saw him every day.
6
·
Edited 3 years ago
One his buddies was talking about how he has no idea what to do cause his sister came out gay.
My brother told him do nothing treat her the same.
The said what you do if your sister came to you and said hay I’m gay?
My brother looked him dead in the eye and said I would take her to bars that way one of us at least will never go home empty I will get the straight girls and she get the gay ones.
Lmfao it was a good plan except I’m asexual so lol I prefer going home alone
I actually never told my parents about me being Asexual. I don’t know I just never felt a need to.
I wasn’t scared of rejection or anything just we all kept relationships private from each other.
When my brother got divorced we didn’t know for about a month or so after. Even though we saw him every day.
Stimmy buying 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When my kid went from crib to toddler bed we got her a race car bed it was plastic and all 1 piece.
It was lightning McQueen she loved it lol not going to lie a few times while I would play with her I would doze off on her bed lol very comfy for a big plastic bed
·
Edited 3 years ago
It was lightning McQueen she loved it lol not going to lie a few times while I would play with her I would doze off on her bed lol very comfy for a big plastic bed
Stimmy buying 6 comments
I'm real tired of seeing this meme 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I actually named my daughter after a cartoon character that no one realizes because it’s from the 80s lol
The cartoon is Jem and the Holograms and it is Jem’s sister Kimber, she played the keyboard.
My daughter’s official name is Kimberly but we call her Kimber.
It actually makes me extremely mad when I hear people call her Kim lol I tell her don’t let them do that it’s either Kimberly or Kimber there is a b in that name for a reason. Lol
I didn’t tell my husband for about 12 yrs why I picked Kimberly lol but I broke down last year and told him he laughed and turns out he picked her middle name for the same reason.
Sara as Sarah Conner from terminator lmfao
The cartoon is Jem and the Holograms and it is Jem’s sister Kimber, she played the keyboard.
My daughter’s official name is Kimberly but we call her Kimber.
It actually makes me extremely mad when I hear people call her Kim lol I tell her don’t let them do that it’s either Kimberly or Kimber there is a b in that name for a reason. Lol
I didn’t tell my husband for about 12 yrs why I picked Kimberly lol but I broke down last year and told him he laughed and turns out he picked her middle name for the same reason.
Sara as Sarah Conner from terminator lmfao
Please let it be Llamathrust 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Best thing that ever happen on that show was the first person to win the million dollars didn’t use a single life line all the way to the last question.
He than said he call a friend.
He called his dad and said Dad I don’t need your help I just wanted to let you know I’m bringing home the million dollars.
Than he gave his answer and won.
5
·
Edited 3 years ago
He than said he call a friend.
He called his dad and said Dad I don’t need your help I just wanted to let you know I’m bringing home the million dollars.
Than he gave his answer and won.
Please let it be Llamathrust 7 comments
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
This is the tale of captain Jack Sparrow who has a good day in the woods with his kids and his wife and his family were born on a different day after he died from candy crush and was born to a young man who died at age seven
WHAT!?!? lmfao
I’m also surprised no lols this time lol
5
WHAT!?!? lmfao
I’m also surprised no lols this time lol
Some serious gourmet shit 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
True but that is a good amount it looks around a quarter cup so about 1 child serving.
So I believe my statement stands lol
Fun healthy better than appropriate looking.
So I believe my statement stands lol
Fun healthy better than appropriate looking.
Some serious gourmet shit 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Broccoli??? lol
And you don’t know! Maybe those are vegan Dino Nuggies that was air fried lol
And maybe they do like I do for my daughter she has mashed cauliflower instead of mash potatoes looks and can taste the same as potatoes
(She eats it because her stomach can’t handle to many strong starches in a day)
ALSO if the beans are not canned but home made it can be healthy it’s the canned that is to high in sugar and such that makes it bad.
So yeah it can be healthy
·
Edited 3 years ago
And you don’t know! Maybe those are vegan Dino Nuggies that was air fried lol
And maybe they do like I do for my daughter she has mashed cauliflower instead of mash potatoes looks and can taste the same as potatoes
(She eats it because her stomach can’t handle to many strong starches in a day)
ALSO if the beans are not canned but home made it can be healthy it’s the canned that is to high in sugar and such that makes it bad.
So yeah it can be healthy
Some serious gourmet shit 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Sometimes it is more important to get healthy food in the kid than it is to make it look edible
4
Charming 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
One my cousins told me a story joke that kills me every time i see roses and this reminds me of it
There was a new actor who got the lead in the play his big scene he is to walk across the stage sniff a rose and say AW the aroma of my lover
Day of the play comes he walks across the stage takes a big sniff and says AW the aroma of my lover
The crowd roared with laughter
When he went backstage he asked why was everyone laughing the stage hand said YOU FORGOT THE ROSE!!!
...
If y’all need help in understanding the guy sniffed his fingers as if he just 0.o fiddled her lmfao
9
There was a new actor who got the lead in the play his big scene he is to walk across the stage sniff a rose and say AW the aroma of my lover
Day of the play comes he walks across the stage takes a big sniff and says AW the aroma of my lover
The crowd roared with laughter
When he went backstage he asked why was everyone laughing the stage hand said YOU FORGOT THE ROSE!!!
...
If y’all need help in understanding the guy sniffed his fingers as if he just 0.o fiddled her lmfao
Like my niece who honestly is a piece of shit person.
She is now in her early 20s has 2 kids and legit acts like this.
She gotten her twin cousins drunk when they were 8 she purposely got pregnant at 15 because her bf was from another country and wanted to have him stay which ended up giving him depression and he killed himself because he couldn’t decide to either leave his family behind and stay in USA for his kid or leave his kid to go back home to his family. She TRICKED him into getting her pregnant.
She has 2nd kid with a great guy but she tried to make him adopt her first so he had to pay child support for both and than she slept with her drug dealer so he left her. Now she has 2 kids no job calls her sister fat ugly loser who turned gay because no guy fuck her (yes she actually said this to her face)