Italian pizza made with fresh dough Hand tossed and made with pure Mozzarella. While American pizza is processed premade dough Heavily coated and processed cheese and processed pepperoni. Then sent on a conveyor belt through an oven. Trust me the Italian pizza taste way better.

While in my first year of college I took computer class. The teacher for part of our mid final gave us a price of paper and told us to make a website with the cover page of the site look EXACTLY like the paper.
It included a picture from clip art of earth.
Now here is the funny part everyone found the picture and tacked it on and that was that. But the thing is the picture in clip art is in color and the paper he handed us was black and white.
SO lol I went into the lip art and altered the color scale till it was EXACTLY like the one he had.
Lmfao When he saw my site he laughed hysterically and said seriously you made it black and white as well?!?!
Apparently I was the only one EVER to do that lmfao
I got extra credit for it. Lol

You mean my daughters lmfao
Her teenage attitude hit hard lol
I swear minute I find her recite back to the store she goes lmfao

Sometimes it’s not that you suck at your job it’s that you have the wrong job.

I sort by all on here

When we have people come visit my parents would make us clean the house TOP TO BOTTOM than when the people walked in say “sorry for the mess you can imagine how crazy it is to have 6 kids ha ha”
Lmfao she did it to say YEAH WE GOT 6 KIDS yet we keep this place better than you would so HA!
lol

Lmfao I do this lmfao
I legit grab a knife and sharpen pencils like this. I learned it from my grandmother.

I will love it and pet it and hug it and call it George

After I showed how Taylor Swift writes her own songs and showed the meaning behind not just the music but the videos as well he is now a BIG FAN of her. He also likes Pink and Katy Perry. But he was always a fan of Dolly Parton.

BEST PART WHOLE MOVIE
Old woman bear gets the fish and says:
This year, I lost my dear husband, Edgar.
Than Edgar screams out: Stop tellin' everyone I'm dead!

I vote Doug for employee of the month every month lol

One year me and my daughter met Gaston at Disneyland. There was no line for him so after our meet and greet I mentioned how He was the better match for belle.
I say how he was a war hero, a great hunter, had his own lodge/bar easily was the richest men in town, the town all loved him so he could of easily been a mayor, and he even wanted kids and to settle down and start a family. Not many men of that time wanted that. And as for boasting and acting like women should cook and care for her man was all due to him just being a man of his time.
He didn’t want her to get a job he wanted her to care for those she loved.
So even though Prince Adam Aka The Beast was rich and a king and grew to have a kind heart thanks to his curse and belle’s help she could of done the same for him.
After I said this lmfao He said FINALLY SOME ONE GETS IT!
Lmfao He gave me and my kid a big hug and said Could you tell belle when you see her?
Lol I said sure
Me and my kid nearly died laughing

Oh you think that is bad I just got back from the doctor my cat scratched my eye in the middle of the night four days ago and chances are I am going to lose my sight in that eye. He scratch the two layers and my eye is butterflying luckily he’s missed the cornea. I have to get eye surgery and I have an ulcer building up on it due to this.
I should mention he is my ESA so he sees that I’m in pain because of this cause and it really hurts so he’s been trying to buddy up and comfort me. So technically I’m in an abusive relationship with my ESA animal LOL

So I heard this joke once
Jesus stood in front of a man about to be stoned to death and he said LET HE WHO IS WITH OUT SIN CAST THE FIRST STONE!
Than a rock comes flying past him and hits the man on the head.
Jesus looks out in the crowd and says MOM!!!

They are called Fruitarianism they only eat what falls from the plants so the plant doesn’t feel pain.
Some eat nuts and seeds and some of them won’t even eat that because they think it is a future plant so it is wrong to eat.

When you’re dyslexic and try to flirt lmfao

Fun story
I ALWAYS got A’s in gym it seriously is the easiest to get an A in.
My 5 brothers C’s and D’s
I said one day to my 2yrs younger brother “SERIOUSLY how did you get a D in gym?”
He said you lose points if you don’t change for it.
0.o <- me
THAN CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES it’s not that hard!
He argued no because they only have 3 bathroom stalls and if you went fast enough you can’t get into it.
0.0
-.-
0.0
You don’t need a stall just change!
What you think they go O LOOK HE HAS UNDERWEAR ON EVERYONE LOOK AT THE WEIRDO!
I had to break it to him lmfao EVERYONE in that locker room is more scared that someone is going to see their junk than looking around to SEE other peoples junk!
You think us girls strut around in our panties and bras going o my gosh your bra is so cute no we got in change and get out. Be a man! Lmfao

My husband and my daughter hate that I can take any cut down they throw at me and twist it so that it makes them look bad. I tried to tell them when you grow up with 5 brothers you’re going to be the butt of so many jokes and the best way to make them shut up is to make their joke a joke on them.
When my daughter was little and an elementary school I told her stay away from the bullies I taught her how to stand up to them by saying you’re really hurting my feelings I want you to stop if they don’t stop get away from them if they follow you get an adult after warning them that you will. She is now in junior high when she started junior high I said remember what I told you about how to deal with bullies she said yes I said forget it now you must learn the turn around you know that thing that you hate I do you’re going to master it. Lmfao
And She’s not a master yet but she has cut a few people to the quick.

I’m a Leo and that’s why I
don’t have a problem with my dyslexia lol
Lmfao YES I DO lmfao
My phone is such a liar lol I think it’s mad I yelled at it this morning for having to correct it over and over again.

Burnt pancake

My Dad was 70 and died with a full head of thick hair.
My husband lmfao he lost his hair HALF WAY through our FIRST YEAR of marriage lol
He laughs and says that he trapped me lol thought I was going to get a full haired man NOPE BALD AS FUCK lmfao
Btw he was only 20 when it fell out. He is now 36 and looks like Captain Picard with light brown hair lol