Yeah they lost IQ points on that one lol

No it’s a ball of pudgy cuteness

I’m old lol I was told the starving kids were in China.
Lol my youngest brother once said THAN WHY YOU MAKING ME EAT IT GIVE IT TO THEM!

Rabbits do mate for life but are not monogamous unless the situation demands them to be. If rabbits are in a larger group, they will rank themselves based on dominance to determine mating partners.
So yeah they like penguins people think penguins get one mate and never cheat but those SOBs are perverts they will cheat left and right and even seen trying to mate with dead things. They even tried to mate with a dead penguin that was just a head on a stick.
So never compare humans to animals lol cause we seriously are the only species that think staying with one person till death do you part is normal.

They dont teach taxes because the laws change every year.

And where is the buy button?

I was writing a short story and in it a man was making a bomb to blow up his own car.
I was smart enough to think it be REALLY stupid to look up how to build a pipe bomb lmfao so I asked my Dad. He help solve the Oklahoma City bombing. So he told me how to build one lol he said you know if your brothers asked me this there is NO WAY I would tell them. But you I trust enough to tell and know you never use this for evil. Lol

Actually what he says is:
Famed is thy beauty, Majesty. But hold, a lovely maid I see. Rags cannot hide her gentle grace. Alas, she is more fair than thee.
After she ask for the persons name he says:
Lips red as the rose. Hair black as ebony. Skin white as snow.
After she sent the huntsmen to kill her she asked again who was the fairest and he said:
Over the seven jewelled hills, beyond the seventh fall, in the cottage of the Seven Dwarfs, dwells Snow White, fairest of them all.
She claims she is dead and she has her heart he responds:
Snow White still lives, fairest in the land. 'Tis the heart of a pig you hold in your hand.
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The mirror only spoke the truth and could never lie. So if a 14 yr old is hotter than a middle aged woman than he cant lie.

EVERY SINGLE TIME my husband’s work ask he always hops to work to help cover people who didn’t show or called out.
Well on May 28 I woke up with my left eye EXTREMELY hurting.
Turns out my ESA Allen aka Bubba my cat scratched my eye in my sleep. He did it so bad that it cut 2 layers deep and my eye was butterflying AND I had an eye ulcer!
So I didn’t know this till 5 days after when I finally broke down and went to the doctor.
They told MY HUSBAND NOT ME BIT TOLD HIM!!! I was not to be left alone for 3 days and I needed eye drops every 30 minutes and I needed to stay in the dark all 3 days!
So hubby calls work and tells them this.
His boss said ok I’ll call around see who can cover.
NO ONE WOULD COVER FOR HIM!!!
So his boss can in from vacation he was in Arizona and flew all the way back to cover for him.
We live in California.
It was so nice of him. He could of said sorry you got to come in.
So see some bosses will go above and beyond for those who do the same.

Bich that a 2DS lol also I have one that still alive from 3 yrs ago lmfao I never charged it. But it was almost dead lol it had like 5%

Some believe Napoleon took to much poison because he thought himself as godly so he assumed he would need to take more but it ended up making himself so sick he vomited up the poison.
Some even think due to him being farsighted he was unable to properly read the poison thus taking either to much so he became sick or not enough OR that it was to old.

Yes the man seriously would whip out his dick in meetings.
He was a crazy fun guy lol
My mom as a kid would go to his farm.
She even got to ride in his car that he would scare people with. He drive it straight into a lake screaming the brakes failed but really the car turns into a boat lmfao.
I seen a picture of my mom with her twin brother and sister sitting on the tail gate of LBJ pick up truck with lady bird his wife standing next to them.

One time I copied my friends homework and I changed 2 of the answers So it wouldn’t look like I copied them turned out I changed their two wrong answers to right answers and I got 100% and because they missed 2 they didn’t lol

For those wondering:
The term wifebeater reportedly became synonymous for an undershirt after a 1947 criminal case when a Detroit man was arrested for beating his wife to death. News outlets are alleged to have printed a photo of him in a stained undershirt and referred to him as "the wife beater."

YouTube and OMGOD is he funny lol I love straight man comedy like that.

When you become the one you insulted the most lmfao

Cue Jurassic park scene in the helicopter where Alan Grant just ties the buckles together.

Just last year a stranger hit him while he was walking. He didn’t provoke the man he never even seen the man before. The man didn’t even realize that it was Rick Moranis.
Sadly it happen just a month before Rick Moranis was going to go back to acting. He was badly hurt in the attack the man was 67 when it happen.
But good news he is doing better AND he is going to be in a honey I shrunk the kids sequel!!
AND
we have Dead Pool (Ryan Reynolds) to thank he got him to come back to acting.

Psst look up their sister.
She helped make flying possible as well but the world just wasn’t ready for that bit of info.
Also look up how a bit insisty they were. The brothers gave her a ring and it was so she take care of them like a wife.
When they found out she was getting married Orville REFUSED to ever talk to her again. Even when she was on her death bed. It took persuading from the other brother to have him come to her.
Trust me he had a mad crush on his sister.

Fun fact bender first met fry in line for a suicide booth but what most don’t know is bender was going to kill himself BECAUSE he found out the metal he was bending was being used in suicide booths. He felt horrible that people were dying because he helped make it easier to kill yourself.
Theory is he was a kind sensitive robot till he was reprogrammed when he hit the broken light and was fried.