mrscollector
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
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Eclectic
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You lying 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My kid was in kindergarten and was learning simple math. 1+1 =2 stuff like that
I showed her multiple lol it’s just as simple as teaching 1+1 and she was AMAZED lol she went to first day of 1st grade and they said they teach multiple like 1x1 =1 and she told her teach 1000 x 1000 = 1000000 lol the teacher said HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?
She told my tricks on how to do it.
Now though lmfao she thought Europe and England is 2 different places lmfao
She takes after her daddy lmfao he thought Alaska was an island below USA lol
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I showed her multiple lol it’s just as simple as teaching 1+1 and she was AMAZED lol she went to first day of 1st grade and they said they teach multiple like 1x1 =1 and she told her teach 1000 x 1000 = 1000000 lol the teacher said HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?
She told my tricks on how to do it.
Now though lmfao she thought Europe and England is 2 different places lmfao
She takes after her daddy lmfao he thought Alaska was an island below USA lol
New religion created, how believers in it? 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Fun story
My dad was always there to help us to learn to be better at creativity such as art music or writing.
When I mentioned I had trouble knowing how to write conversations for stories he found a book on it and just placed it on my bed. I cherish that book more than anything because I thought he wasn’t paying attention when I said it. So it proved he did listen and care.
So that in mind.
My brother 2 yrs younger LOVES to draw. He wanted to learn to draw anime.
My dad went and grabbed EVERY book they had on how to draw manga and anime.
But not 1 not 2 but 4 books lmfao where how to draw hentai lmfao my brother was 14 lmfao
I don’t think my Dad EVER found out he did that lmfao
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My dad was always there to help us to learn to be better at creativity such as art music or writing.
When I mentioned I had trouble knowing how to write conversations for stories he found a book on it and just placed it on my bed. I cherish that book more than anything because I thought he wasn’t paying attention when I said it. So it proved he did listen and care.
So that in mind.
My brother 2 yrs younger LOVES to draw. He wanted to learn to draw anime.
My dad went and grabbed EVERY book they had on how to draw manga and anime.
But not 1 not 2 but 4 books lmfao where how to draw hentai lmfao my brother was 14 lmfao
I don’t think my Dad EVER found out he did that lmfao
You know your eating the same food for the next 3 days when mum cooks in this 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My mom used to make stew in a huge pot bigger than that lol than after we had our fill she put it in the deep freeze and we would scoop out frozen spoon fulls of it like it was meat rocky road ice cream than pop it in the microwave till hot and grab a couple slices of bread. That was our lunches for days after.
It was so good lol
Growing up with 6 kids total my grandmother usually cooked so the rule was if you are 8 and above you are in charge of getting your own breakfast and/or lunch but dinner was guaranteed to be SUPER GOOD!
7 and below you either had a parent get what you wanted or an older sibling.
Once in a while breakfast and/or lunch was made for us but it was usually due to a special occasion or there was a good deal lol.
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It was so good lol
Growing up with 6 kids total my grandmother usually cooked so the rule was if you are 8 and above you are in charge of getting your own breakfast and/or lunch but dinner was guaranteed to be SUPER GOOD!
7 and below you either had a parent get what you wanted or an older sibling.
Once in a while breakfast and/or lunch was made for us but it was usually due to a special occasion or there was a good deal lol.
You gonna eat all of that, Peter? 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
This reminds me of the time my niece played tea time with my brother her Dad.
Me, my brother, and a friend of his was talking about all us going out to eat. We where deciding where to go. When in comes niece with a tiny pink cup. She gives it to my brother and says here is your tea Daddy! The cup had water in it and he gulps it and says thank you.
She goes to the bathroom saying she get more.
We still talking not paying to much attention to her. But she brought him 2 more cups one at a time. Than when he was on cup four of water and drinking it. As she left to get more he says “wait did anyone hear her turn on the faucet in the bathroom?” We listen and she comes back with water saying here daddy!
SHE NEVER TURNED ON THE FAUCET!!!!
SHE GAVE HER DADDY NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 4 CUPS OF TOLIET WATER AND HE DRANK IT!!!
lmfao
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Me, my brother, and a friend of his was talking about all us going out to eat. We where deciding where to go. When in comes niece with a tiny pink cup. She gives it to my brother and says here is your tea Daddy! The cup had water in it and he gulps it and says thank you.
She goes to the bathroom saying she get more.
We still talking not paying to much attention to her. But she brought him 2 more cups one at a time. Than when he was on cup four of water and drinking it. As she left to get more he says “wait did anyone hear her turn on the faucet in the bathroom?” We listen and she comes back with water saying here daddy!
SHE NEVER TURNED ON THE FAUCET!!!!
SHE GAVE HER DADDY NOT 1 NOT 2 BUT 4 CUPS OF TOLIET WATER AND HE DRANK IT!!!
lmfao
Record the police 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Actually if you go to your local police station explain to them what you saw especially if you got the number off of the cop car they will have a word with the police officer. If you feel like your local police station will not do anything about the cop or you feel like it be unsafe for you to do it at that one go to the town or county over.
It is actually a civil duty to report inappropriate police behavior.
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It is actually a civil duty to report inappropriate police behavior.
Drake, Where's the door 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Except it wasn’t shipped all in one piece it was shipped in separate pieces and than it had to be put together it didn’t even come with a stand Americans actually donated money to have it built.
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It's something to think about 32 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
If the spouse is the reason a marriage ends than that’s on them.
If the guy did all he could to love respect and be worthy of love but still the spouse either cheated or treated him like shit or just flat out fell out of love than that’s not his fault. You can’t half ass your marriage. It’s not the same as dating. You go from a I to being a we and yes your life is forever going to be thinking of more than yourself.
Yes there is a risk that you put your all in and the other person takes and doesn’t give back. But that’s why you don’t get married till you are ready and sure you picked the right person for you.
People think of marriage as just the next step of dating but really marriage is a life change.
If you want to be like your single but be married than found a partner that feels the same.
Picture how you see your marriage make a fictional partner. What do you see when you interact with them? How you want them to respond is the type person you should look for.
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If the guy did all he could to love respect and be worthy of love but still the spouse either cheated or treated him like shit or just flat out fell out of love than that’s not his fault. You can’t half ass your marriage. It’s not the same as dating. You go from a I to being a we and yes your life is forever going to be thinking of more than yourself.
Yes there is a risk that you put your all in and the other person takes and doesn’t give back. But that’s why you don’t get married till you are ready and sure you picked the right person for you.
People think of marriage as just the next step of dating but really marriage is a life change.
If you want to be like your single but be married than found a partner that feels the same.
Picture how you see your marriage make a fictional partner. What do you see when you interact with them? How you want them to respond is the type person you should look for.
It's something to think about 32 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
What you think only sex you get is the honeymoon than they say nope sorry theme park is permanently closed.
Lmfao seriously the old joke of no sex after marriage is ridiculous. Shit I’m ace yet that still happens. Honestly yes over time the second does slow down but guess why AGE yeah think about it you really want to be that 70 yr old couple bumping uglies.
And listen only way you “lose your family” is if you FUCK UP! So don’t fuck up.
So don’t go sleep around don’t treat your spouse like shit don’t treat your kids like shit.
Your spouse turn out the bad guy don’t diss them in front the kids. The kids will see how bad they are and you won’t lose your family.
As for your parents don’t let them treat your spouse like shit. It’s not that hard!
And you can’t do all this just stay a single person.
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Lmfao seriously the old joke of no sex after marriage is ridiculous. Shit I’m ace yet that still happens. Honestly yes over time the second does slow down but guess why AGE yeah think about it you really want to be that 70 yr old couple bumping uglies.
And listen only way you “lose your family” is if you FUCK UP! So don’t fuck up.
So don’t go sleep around don’t treat your spouse like shit don’t treat your kids like shit.
Your spouse turn out the bad guy don’t diss them in front the kids. The kids will see how bad they are and you won’t lose your family.
As for your parents don’t let them treat your spouse like shit. It’s not that hard!
And you can’t do all this just stay a single person.
It's something to think about 32 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Honestly if you think if you marry than you lose all that and probably more than maybe you shouldn’t marry because it’s obvious you are not ready to be an adult.
A real marriage built from love will not take those things from you.
They will build them bigger with you.
Your friends if they leave because you got married than they are not good friends. A good partner would not mind you hanging out with your friends they have friends of their own and you can go with yours while their goes with theirs.
A good partner will give you the same respect you give in return.
As for your space seriously you can’t stand to share a house? Are you so annul that sharing a house is torture?
For money if you aren’t wanting to share your money than why not split the bills? A lot of couples do this. They tally how much all the bills are and each pay half or one pays certain bills while one pays the others.
And I’m sorry but HA HA HA HA you worried you lose your sex life lmfao
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A real marriage built from love will not take those things from you.
They will build them bigger with you.
Your friends if they leave because you got married than they are not good friends. A good partner would not mind you hanging out with your friends they have friends of their own and you can go with yours while their goes with theirs.
A good partner will give you the same respect you give in return.
As for your space seriously you can’t stand to share a house? Are you so annul that sharing a house is torture?
For money if you aren’t wanting to share your money than why not split the bills? A lot of couples do this. They tally how much all the bills are and each pay half or one pays certain bills while one pays the others.
And I’m sorry but HA HA HA HA you worried you lose your sex life lmfao
Approved guns for teachers by me 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So this is on substitute gun:
For those who don’t know if you are dyslexic and happen to go to a good school with a dyslexic program you have to give up one your electives to sit in a class and LEARN THE ALPHABET AS IF YOU ARE IN KINDERGARTEN!!!
So as a 8th grader you can see how boring that be.
Now one day while the teacher was going over how different letters have different sounds like the letter C sounds like a k or s.
I put my hand in the double barrel gun shape and pulled the “hammer” (aka thumb) back and shot myself from pure boredom.
EXCEPT my thumb popped. The teacher whipped around and sees me with a shocked look on my face and my “hand gun” still pointed and my head. I laughed and said Sorry I didn’t know it was loaded.
She laughed and so did the class (6 kids with me) and I got off Scott free. Lol
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For those who don’t know if you are dyslexic and happen to go to a good school with a dyslexic program you have to give up one your electives to sit in a class and LEARN THE ALPHABET AS IF YOU ARE IN KINDERGARTEN!!!
So as a 8th grader you can see how boring that be.
Now one day while the teacher was going over how different letters have different sounds like the letter C sounds like a k or s.
I put my hand in the double barrel gun shape and pulled the “hammer” (aka thumb) back and shot myself from pure boredom.
EXCEPT my thumb popped. The teacher whipped around and sees me with a shocked look on my face and my “hand gun” still pointed and my head. I laughed and said Sorry I didn’t know it was loaded.
She laughed and so did the class (6 kids with me) and I got off Scott free. Lol
Crypto bad 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Ok
1 WHAT AN ASSHOLE! seriously judging someone due to those likes?
I get if they said I’m sorry I just don’t think we will be compatible our hobbies and like are so different.
But to say someone has no empathy due to their likes and hobbies?
They seriously need to rethink their life cause they were going to sleep with someone ON THEIR 2ND DATE if only they answer a survey correctly?!?!? 0.o
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WTF MAN why did you use a picture of the sweetest chipette Eleanor but have her covered in blood???? You lost any care for doing that.
You don’t mess with the Chipettes!!!
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1 WHAT AN ASSHOLE! seriously judging someone due to those likes?
I get if they said I’m sorry I just don’t think we will be compatible our hobbies and like are so different.
But to say someone has no empathy due to their likes and hobbies?
They seriously need to rethink their life cause they were going to sleep with someone ON THEIR 2ND DATE if only they answer a survey correctly?!?!? 0.o
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WTF MAN why did you use a picture of the sweetest chipette Eleanor but have her covered in blood???? You lost any care for doing that.
You don’t mess with the Chipettes!!!
yeahhhhhh 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
One time I was asked to write down a week long journal of what I ate. I wrote down everything even to how much tooth paste I used.
But when I gave it to the doctor they said this isn’t all of it. What else did you eat. I was mad I didn’t lie. I said I told you I don’t each much that wasn’t a damn lie.
He just couldn’t take that SOME PEOPLE just eat fine it’s actually the exercise problem.
I will not lie I am not good with momentum. I can’t stand long I can’t even sit long I have to move as I sit. I have bad knees due to dislocating it as a teen and parents didn’t take me to the doctor. It popped back on its on a freakin 6 months later.
I dislocated my tailbone as a kid and spent a little over a week like that till they took me to a doctor just because my grandmother already had to go.
So it hurts to move.
It’s because I barely eat that I’m not a 600lb bed ridden person.
I’m living proof diet is nothing if you don’t exercise.
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But when I gave it to the doctor they said this isn’t all of it. What else did you eat. I was mad I didn’t lie. I said I told you I don’t each much that wasn’t a damn lie.
He just couldn’t take that SOME PEOPLE just eat fine it’s actually the exercise problem.
I will not lie I am not good with momentum. I can’t stand long I can’t even sit long I have to move as I sit. I have bad knees due to dislocating it as a teen and parents didn’t take me to the doctor. It popped back on its on a freakin 6 months later.
I dislocated my tailbone as a kid and spent a little over a week like that till they took me to a doctor just because my grandmother already had to go.
So it hurts to move.
It’s because I barely eat that I’m not a 600lb bed ridden person.
I’m living proof diet is nothing if you don’t exercise.
Don't worry about it 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
And it was done when she was just a kid back when doctors didn’t even have half of the stuff they do now so her jaw came out crooked and she had to have corrective surgery again and again.
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Don't worry about it 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
He could of been a drinker or something like that which caused it. Not all health problems are due to natural causes.
My mom died of cancer.
It started in her uterus and spread throughout her body and when it reached her brain she died from a stroke.
Now some may think cancer runs in the family.
But no not like you think. Hers was due to scare tissue from some SONOFABITCH that saw my mom had 5 kids already and just gave birth to another one so 6 kids total so they put an IUD in her. By the way at most they supposed to stay in for 3 to 5 yrs some new ones go to 7 but u can have it for 10 but that’s pushing it.
Hers because she was unaware it was there 27 FUCKING YEARS!!!
So of course she scared and the scaring turn into cancer and spread like FUCKING WILD FIRE!
Sorry she was only 66 so I’m mad.
I have another aunt who had jaw cancer due to scarring from surgery as well.
She was born with a huge under bite so they had to remove parts of her jaw.
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My mom died of cancer.
It started in her uterus and spread throughout her body and when it reached her brain she died from a stroke.
Now some may think cancer runs in the family.
But no not like you think. Hers was due to scare tissue from some SONOFABITCH that saw my mom had 5 kids already and just gave birth to another one so 6 kids total so they put an IUD in her. By the way at most they supposed to stay in for 3 to 5 yrs some new ones go to 7 but u can have it for 10 but that’s pushing it.
Hers because she was unaware it was there 27 FUCKING YEARS!!!
So of course she scared and the scaring turn into cancer and spread like FUCKING WILD FIRE!
Sorry she was only 66 so I’m mad.
I have another aunt who had jaw cancer due to scarring from surgery as well.
She was born with a huge under bite so they had to remove parts of her jaw.
"await praises" 16 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
youtu.be/v8sYkwhnujA Look at this video lmfao the guy was even shocked it taste like chocolate
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"await praises" 16 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
It is a southern dessert lol my grandmother used to make this and OMGOD it was so good it was more of a chocolate spice cake like a Christmas spice chocolate cake.
It’s weird trust me but it soooooo good lol
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It’s weird trust me but it soooooo good lol
"await praises" 16 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Y’all do realize why it’s Called MAGIC tomato soup cake?
It TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!
I shit you not it taste EXACTLY like you are eating a chocolate cake.
That is why it’s called MAGIC!
I am gagging here thinking y’all are talking about adding tomato based extras like Chicken. Lmfao
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It TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!!
I shit you not it taste EXACTLY like you are eating a chocolate cake.
That is why it’s called MAGIC!
I am gagging here thinking y’all are talking about adding tomato based extras like Chicken. Lmfao
I’ll cut you 11 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
They make personal watermelons that are around the size of a basketball they tend to be EXTRA juicy but you have to make sure you get a really good one causes people rarely buy them so stores sometimes leave them till they are completely bad.
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mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My husband bought ME a watermelon about a week ago.
Than 2 days after he bought it he asked if we can cut the watermelon and have some?
(0.o )
( o.0)
I’m sorry but who is this we? Cause “I” already ate that watermelon the day you got it. IT was good and IT was mine.
He just bust out laughing.
He only asked for some cause he knows I am that way with watermelon lol.
I will share my chips my candy my pop tarts BUT DONT TOUCH MY WATERMELON!!!
Also don’t worry I didn’t eat no 10 pounder melon lmfao it was a personal one that was like 2 pounds.
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Than 2 days after he bought it he asked if we can cut the watermelon and have some?
(0.o )
( o.0)
I’m sorry but who is this we? Cause “I” already ate that watermelon the day you got it. IT was good and IT was mine.
He just bust out laughing.
He only asked for some cause he knows I am that way with watermelon lol.
I will share my chips my candy my pop tarts BUT DONT TOUCH MY WATERMELON!!!
Also don’t worry I didn’t eat no 10 pounder melon lmfao it was a personal one that was like 2 pounds.
Maybe I am shrimp 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
SERIOUSLY MY HUSBAND!!!
I once even asked him “Didn’t your parents or grandparents ever say to you sit up straight?”
He looked at me and said HOW do you “sit up straight”?
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Sometimes I forget I am from the south and he isn’t.
I once even asked him “Didn’t your parents or grandparents ever say to you sit up straight?”
He looked at me and said HOW do you “sit up straight”?
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Sometimes I forget I am from the south and he isn’t.
Why do they even do that? 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I have to do more than enjoy a meme to upvote it.
If I comment on it and agree with the meme AND it made me think or laugh or sometimes cry or cring than it’s getting upvoted
But if I disagree with it so much I leave a comment on why than I will down vote also if I dislike it so much I feel like commenting why but I just don’t have the energy to I downvote but some times I downvote and save on a open tab to comment later lol
If I comment on it and agree with the meme AND it made me think or laugh or sometimes cry or cring than it’s getting upvoted
But if I disagree with it so much I leave a comment on why than I will down vote also if I dislike it so much I feel like commenting why but I just don’t have the energy to I downvote but some times I downvote and save on a open tab to comment later lol
My Dad was an EMT when I was a baby and he used to tell anyone that pop their knuckles around him that it was due to this and won’t give you arthritis.