So kid table at thanksgiving it is lmfao

Roflmmfao
Someone in the castle late at night:
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Is it a spirt? Of a trapped soul from the gallows?
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!! pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Evil spirt haunt me no more!!!

Everyone has a right to cry
Men experience hardships and sorrow so they deserve the right to cry and not be scared they be made fun of.
Same goes for a woman. Not all women “use crying” to get out of things. I have heard that saying so many times in my life that it makes me stop crying just so I can get a good look at the person. That way I know I am killing the right person lmfao.

Someone try it lol

All I see is a pole and sugar cane are you sure Baby elephant isn’t with his momma?

It wasn’t even his fault and sadly he have to live the rest of his life knowing he killed someone. It has already been eating away at him I feel so sorry not just for the woman who died and the man that was hurt but for Alec Baldwin as well. As for the FUCKING IDIOT ASSHOLE who fault this is really either from neglect or from doing it on purpose I pray they get caught VERY SOON so their victims all 3 (yes Alec Baldwin is a victim as well) can have justice!

So sad that people are so dumb that they had to say 3/9 instead of 1/3 because people will think the 1/3 is less than 1/4 lmfao

This is beyond funny because last time I took my kid to the pool we were teaching her how to pull her self out of the pool using the side not the ladder or steps.

It’s the one born first twins aren’t born side by side lol
It has happen before many times actually. If both are male than the one born first is it.
If it’s male female than even if the female is born first it is the male. Because males have first right to rule. If it’s two females and that is their only kids than it’s first born again.

“Excuse me but your shoelaces are untied but don’t worry I got it!”

Have you ever tried to bite soap LET ALONE A DIAL BAR?!?! That shit is hard and thick!!! Lol she got the jaws of life of the teeth world !!!

See that right the is just some of land that Texas WAS FORCED TO GIVE UP TO THE OTHER STATES CAUSE THEY A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES WAH TEXAS IS TO BIG IT NOT FAIR!!! LIFE AINT FAIR!!! Lmfao sorry my ancestors appeared out me lmfao

Grab my mail from my ashes lol lol I’ll see if you can lol lol hold onto my ashes in the morning lol lol
Well looks like I’m double downing on the lols lmfao and that went a gray shade of dark lol

They are actually cleaning themselves using their own vomit.

My sweet little mentally challenged kitty collected pens. One burst one her and colored her blue so I had to remove all the ink sticks from them so it didn’t happen again. Because she would get so mad if she notice you took one and trust me she knew one was missing like a mama cat would notice a kitten missing lol.
Sadly we had to give her away but I made sure she went to a good home that could help her with her special needs. Her brother as well he had social anxiety to where he feared everything. Even his vet thought he had a touch of some mental disorder. But we couldn’t pin point it.
I miss them both.

It’s white with black because it’s easier to dye black stripes than bleach black to white

Hay Vern you can’t see me?!?

Mine tried and he screamed to stop saying sorry lol so I said ok sorry lmmfao

Rollie Pollies and pill bugs
Bit of story
When I was in the 3rd grade we were learning about bugs and we got extra points (points were collected to buy tinker toys like fun erasers) if we bring in one that no one else brings in we get more points.
I brought one these guys. I only brought 1 but when I came back from recess there was A SHIT LOAD MORE in the cup!
I first thought it was poop till I noticed the little white things running everywhere lol. So I won the grand prize of points because I was the only one that brought a PREGNANT bug lmfao

I love to hear if their wifes/girlfriends thought a man should be spanked lmfao

The things you say out of anger is how you do truly feel but not wanting to hurt peoples feeling always stops you. It’s during anger that the need to not hurt their feelings leave and you tell people how you truly feel about them.
So don’t believe anyone who says I said that out of anger I didn’t mean it. Because that’s not true they will say it again every time you argue and they will think it every time they are mad at you.
It’s why I refuse to name call when in an argument with loved ones or anyone else. I stay on topic and only topic of argument. And if they name call I ask them why would they call me that when I have not once done the same to them.
Honestly it angers some people more because you won’t stoop to their level. Lmfao

My husband has this manga book he loves it lol though it is his first manga he read so you can clearly see the struggle he is having to read it lol

Ba Ram Ewe Ba Ram Ewe
lol