muffintop

muffintop


A reader, a writer, and an occasional whiner. I also have a cat named Mustard (see: profile picture.)

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Kingsman The Secret Service 22 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I saw it last week with my best friends. It was the most fun I've had in ages.
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Is it just my family? 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I once played Monopoly with my sister and cousins. People got injured, literally. We have never played it since.
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Sounds a lot like like today 7 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Same here, but it's usually at 4 AM that I realize what a waste of space I am
Body art done by a 19 year old Japanese girl 7 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
She's so talented! If I hadn't known they were done by an actual person, I would've assumed it was photoshopped.
Mistakes and false predictions 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Oh, so that's why... Thanks for clearing the confusion!
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Mistakes and false predictions 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This might sound ignorant, but what was the big deal with Y2K? I don't get it. Why were people all freaked out about it?
What's the most f*cked up thing you've seen at a funeral 17 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I didn't understand the first one... Can someone explain it to me?
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Why did you break up? 26 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Wait, you aren't supposed to pronounce the 'l' in 'salmon'??? I always pronounced it that way because that's how you say it in Arabic... Why has no one told me this?
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This is a butterfly with bilateral gynandromorphism making it both male 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Wouldn't that make it hard for it to fly, though?
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Toodles! 4 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Elephants have got to be one of the coolest, sweetest animals on earth!
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Comparing School Systems 42 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
In the UAE, we have KG (kindergarten) 1 and KG 2. So one extra year for us.
Christmas lost its magic 13 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
As a muslim, I feel the same way about Eid. It's just not the same anymore...
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It scares me that you'll be concious the whole time 29 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This is going to sound weird, but I've always been afraid of dying while I'm in the bathroom. Every time I go in to do my business or shower, I imagine my heart suddenly stopping, leaving me there, half/fully-naked for my family to find later when they've broken down the door after frantically calling my name and receiving silence in return. It's dumb, I know. Probably unlikely too. So why am I so worried about this?
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Money is definitely everything 15 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Maybe it's the difference between how they used to wear makeup and how they wear it now?
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The Concentration of elves 12 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This is horrible. It's 2015, for God's sake! Why are elves still being treated this way?
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Ah, love 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Sent this to my best friend once. She called me an animal.
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"Big Hugs" 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
"Shhh, just let it happen, kid..."
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Who remembers this? 22 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
My cousin used to have loads of these and he'd share them with me and my other cousin. They were so much fun. It's a shame that they're illegal now (at least in my country.)
One 'no' would suffice you know 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I think it depends on the way he/she said it.
'tis my throne now 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
If I got this for my cat, she would probably lie on anything in the room BUT THE ACTUAL BED I BOUGHT SPECIFICALLY FOR HER.
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My favourite colour 37 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
We learn English here in the UAE both ways, so it's your choice whether to spell words the American way or the British way, as long as you're consistent about it. For example, my friend is used to the British way of writing things, but I prefer the American way. To each their own, you know? No need to be so rude about it.
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That description tho 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
The internet is an interesting place...
But, seriously, these are all stuff I found on a website called iwastesomuchmoney.