muffintop

muffintop


A reader, a writer, and an occasional whiner. I also have a cat named Mustard (see: profile picture.)

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So much pain 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I hope that wasn't staged. It would have been such a waste of perfectly good sandwhiches...
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This is awesome 23 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Majestic. Every single one of them.
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Teamwork guys 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Phones aren't allowed in my school either, but of course some of the students ignore that. I remember one time the administration was going through classes searching for any cellphones and my classmate placed hers in a plastic bag and literally put it in the garbage can. When the search was over, she just pulled it out like nothing had happened.
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What North America would look like on Jupiter 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I just got excited thinking of how many places there would be to explore
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21 scary stories in only five words 23 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
13 though
Form for a typical girl tattoo 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
You know how sometimes people wear jeans that are a couple sizes small and their stomachs hang out? It looks like the top of a muffin rising out of the paper cup it was baked in, hence the name "muffin top". The tattoo artist probably meant putting the tattoo on their belly/stomach.
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I must have missed this the first time through 4 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who wants to watch this show but doesn't because of all the nudity?
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Pop up add 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who feels really bad for them? I mean, I find them annoying same as anyone else, especially when they won't take no for an answer, but I hate ignoring them when I know first-hand how much it sucks to be ignored and unheard. Idk maybe it's just me.
Truth about money 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
My cousin once accused her sister of cheating and got physical with her because of it. Now the sister has a scar on her elbow and we've never played the game since.
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Form for a typical girl tattoo 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Somebody called?
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HOW DARE YOU put this back in the freezer! 12 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
but there's still ice cream in there... Should they have left it out?
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Best Friends 28 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I thought the guest was referencing Sherlock..?
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Cat drinking water forever 7 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
It's so cute and fluffy I want it
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Saw this at a school I subbed at. 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
77 :(
What really happens. 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
So that explains it
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Do you even lift? 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This is the reason why I want to study engineering when I go to university.
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Never do a film with actual cannibal Shi 17 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I don't get it..? Sorry, but I haven't seen the movie.
But sometimes beautiful is unhealthy for some people... 29 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
To me, 'beautiful' and 'pretty' have completely different meanings. I believe that beauty comes from the inside, whereas pretty is just a way to describe someone's appearance. That's why I only tell people with beautiful souls that they're beautiful and only if I really mean it.
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CINDERPRELLA STRIKES AGAIN! 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Meth. Not even once.
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I got surprised when a guy started bagging my groceries when I was in the US 19 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
In my country, they also carry your bags to your car and load them into the trunk.
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Short jokes from Playboy 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Can someone explain 12 to me?
Not now Bill 4 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
She doesn't look sorry at all lmao
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I need this in my life 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Seems like a lovely place to read in
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Wave vases 4 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I think it's vases
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It's true 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
"smells-like-teenslutss"
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