We already give a bunch of free education and most people waste that...

Just add butter

Nah. that's called disease.

Wayne's world did it

Shooting up people for miscellaneous reasons... Mentally ill.
Killing as part of a loosely-organized political or religious movement bent on conquering and killing for a common reason of defeating "infidels"... Terrorist.
See the difference?

My Catholic school taught us it's against the religion to donate organs. Not sure if that was an official policy, or just my nun... Maybe used to be a church policy and could explain some of the resistance?

I do that. if you're gunna keep one vice, why have another that's less enjoyable?

We have one. It's called the Middle East.

Debt

'Merica

"I hope I left some whiskey in the shuttle"

The only thing scarier is Ted Cruz

Maybe they're just filling the demand created by all the dumb people...?

Nah they lay eggs

"My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend! You shall die!" What a joke.

Pretty sweet. My picky side must point out that your German Lugers are not compatible with your high powered rifle bullets. Looks like some zombies are getting brains for dinner.

American who recently toured Europe... I gained a newfound love for american tipping. The service in Europe blows! They get paid the same either way - good job or bad.

Ahh yes. The illusive "clean break".

Sex sells

Those people breed and vote too

In conclusion, all guys that post shirtless gym pics are probably rapists...or douchebags... Eh maybe I missed the point.

Looks photoshopped. All the starlings around here are black with little orange speckles and pretty boring looking.

Drink enough and that is kinda how it works

They just say what you the public want to hear. It's really not that complicated.