I put a spell on you and now I have a bunch on my heart

once upon a time, there was an infant who was unfortunately in a situation that had been made to be the only thing by a certain amount of time to become a member. only one person could reverse it, but fortunately for our hero, they found their chance when a good idea accidentally made the decision to get the job done. though the first one was reluctant, eventually the hero convinced them to give them a chance. the moment it happened. the one thing that was a bit of a shock was reversed and our hero once more became a big success.

grab my own coffee table at your house

what's up with all these anime guest posts???

my name is David
commander of the armies of a misunderstanding of what to look at
loyal servant to you
and I will have my vengeance. in this life, or a good thing for you I would love you more and I want you all the time
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well

I'm a cancer and that's why I am so much more of an idea

hmm I can't remember all of them, but one fun fact is that you only have 5 senses. this is actually false! some scientists even say we have up to 21! and here is a few others ( copied from another site )
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Thermoception - the sense of heat (there is some debate that the sense of cold may be a separate sense)
Nociception - the perception of pain
Equilibrioception - the perception of balance
Proprioception - the perception of body awareness (close your eyes and touch your nose. Got it first time? That's proprioception in action)
( sensorytrust . org . uk / blog/ how- many-senses-do-we-have )
then of course there's gender vs sex. when I was in elementary school it was " dick equals xy chromosome equals boy " and vice versa. never any talk of intersex individuals, xxy, xyy, etc etc let alone that gender and sex wasn't intrinsically linked. and unfortunately people still rely on this middle school biology without realizing that it was oversimplified for us in school ( poorly )

you jest, and yet literally it's meant to be both regimes

how dare you speak of Lydia this way.
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I mean its TRUE but how dare you

The Gang has a lot easier than I think it is so much fun and it is to be almost a year of the year
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what?

doggnikcufym well alright then...

doggnikcufym well alright then

Canadians just: first time? ( yeah its not that low but canada is never at the top )

I work at a petsmart. I do this several times a day. this is EXACTLY the face. what the fuck

the time I got reincarnated as a guest character

late to this, let's see:
this year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with darkness and also a bunch of people that were painted to look like they had heard about the other hand.
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what

Today on Top Gear 1969. Richard attempts to make a good choice. James travels and the third time in a room he had been a great experience. And I burn an entire body to the ground with a groan.
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well. alright then.

Today is April Fool's Day. Believe it is the best time to do it and trust no one

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow and the third party in his lower hand
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lame

I mean I'm with you but...
wasn't his whole thing that he couldn't go on a beach? didn't they have him stand in a bucket of water?

Mary had a little girl in her family who had been married for her first year

God is a good thing for me
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what happened? my phone updates and suddenly autocorrecr is a Christian pastor?