Never stop calling him 4 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Is your dog an owl
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Negative reinforcement 10 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
I swear this meme is following me. I've seen it on Facebook, then tumblr, now here
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I'm not picky 10 comments
Age is just an integer 12 comments
Wingman of the year 4 comments
I wish they lived just as long as we do 2 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
I agree. There becomes a point where "loyalty" just makes you a yes man. A smithers.
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It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Heres the difference tho. Genitals are made for having sex. Therefore they are sexual organs. Breasts are made for feeding children, and mens nipples are just left over from when your body didn't know if you were Male or female in the womb. You can receive sexual pleasure from having them played with sure, but you can have that same pleasure from having your neck kissed or your earlobe bitten. Does that make them sexual organs?
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It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Fun fact. Humans are NOT hardwired to find breasts attractive. Go to African nations and other societies that have beasts exposed all the time and you'll find they generally dont gove a duck. Its western society that fetishizes breasts
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Guess what guest. You still have mental health issues when you go outside. Depression is a chemical imbalance. Your brain doesnt make or absorb enough of the neortransmitters it needs to live. Going outside doesnt magically change your brain you absolute noodle
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Also works on mayo 3 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Fun fact. If you tap a knife around edge of the lid on a pickle jar, going in a circle and leaving dents, it breaks the seal enough that you can twist the top off
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Stick figure taking a dump 11 comments
Somehow I never met a Humphrey 5 comments
Adulting sucks 5 comments
He knows his math 12 comments
I'm not here to f*ck Spiders (or: How Australians love to mess with foreigners) 21 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
Actually the egg thing is true, at least in england ad far as I know. The eggs in england are treated differently than us and Canadian eggs are, so really dont needs to be refrigerated
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Dogs are angels 3 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
And yet another repost. I hate that I've become that person but I literally saw this last week
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You think you know people 4 comments
myfuckinggod
· 5 years ago
..... but.... it's good. Why would you waste a perfectly good Peel by peeling it
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