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Never stop calling him 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Is your dog an owl
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Negative reinforcement 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I swear this meme is following me. I've seen it on Facebook, then tumblr, now here
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Awww ye 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I really hope he lived through that but I doubt it
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I'm not picky 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
women are women regardless of parts you absolute eggplant
Age is just an integer 12 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Dude I'm the same age as tom Holland
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Well that's edgy 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I'm 13 and that's deep
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Wingman of the year 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Did.... he have a license and not a car or...
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I wish they lived just as long as we do 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I agree. There becomes a point where "loyalty" just makes you a yes man. A smithers.
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But at what cost? 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Is that tom hiddleston?
It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Heres the difference tho. Genitals are made for having sex. Therefore they are sexual organs. Breasts are made for feeding children, and mens nipples are just left over from when your body didn't know if you were Male or female in the womb. You can receive sexual pleasure from having them played with sure, but you can have that same pleasure from having your neck kissed or your earlobe bitten. Does that make them sexual organs?
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It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Fun fact. Humans are NOT hardwired to find breasts attractive. Go to African nations and other societies that have beasts exposed all the time and you'll find they generally dont gove a duck. Its western society that fetishizes breasts
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Guess what guest. You still have mental health issues when you go outside. Depression is a chemical imbalance. Your brain doesnt make or absorb enough of the neortransmitters it needs to live. Going outside doesnt magically change your brain you absolute noodle
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So 2018 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I think that's the point
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Also works on mayo 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Fun fact. If you tap a knife around edge of the lid on a pickle jar, going in a circle and leaving dents, it breaks the seal enough that you can twist the top off
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Stick figure taking a dump 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Wait what does the six look like
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Somehow I never met a Humphrey 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Would it help if that's my last name?
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Adulting sucks 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Ans that's assuming you work a 9 to 5 m-f work week. Which most do not
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He knows his math 12 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
But theres no edit button so they couldn't have
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I'm not here to f*ck Spiders (or: How Australians love to mess with foreigners) 21 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Actually the egg thing is true, at least in england ad far as I know. The eggs in england are treated differently than us and Canadian eggs are, so really dont needs to be refrigerated
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Dogs are angels 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
And yet another repost. I hate that I've become that person but I literally saw this last week
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So many dogs 13 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Oh sweetie no
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Yeah bruh, tell me. 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
God isnt this the third one
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Really now 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I swear I literally just saw this one too...
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You think you know people 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
..... but.... it's good. Why would you waste a perfectly good Peel by peeling it