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Y'all got any more of them double standards 16 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
All press but fox
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Triggered 29 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
It's kinda funny
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If you think pugs are cute 21 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
N-no... that was dark...
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If you think pugs are cute 21 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
@celticrose Milo and otis had animal abuse?
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This is what body shaming really looks like 28 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
^same
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Joker trolling batman 5 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Starring: FouseyTube
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A restaurant posted this on their Facebook 9 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Hey you Pikachu! ;)
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He were though 14 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
He got rid of his eye does that count?
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Give it to a women and... 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Thank you
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Instagram wisdom vs reality 4 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Give it to a women and... 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
"give her a wallet shell give you bankruptcy"
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Let's build a wall around his wife! 14 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I read that Michelle was a big inspiration to her and the people that helped her write her speech told her to use parts of the speech.
How? 12 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
What
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Since war is almost inevitable anyway 21 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
How about this, hunger games with presidents, if they want something they can fight for it, I bet they won't wanna start wars then.
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Face swap with emoji is your worst nightmare. 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Nah man, the next slasher movie.
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Someone broke into the White house to catch a pokemon, he's lucky not to get shot 17 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
gotta break the law
gotta break the law
(this took longer than it shouldve)
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Someone broke into the White house to catch a pokemon, he's lucky not to get shot 17 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
jump into the white house fence
to catch a pokemon
.
Ill risk a bullet to the head
right between the eyes
you all have to understand
there a gyarados right inside
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Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
gotta break the law
.
Every guard along the way
With courage i will face
I waddle every day
out of your arms reach
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Come with me the time is right
Theres no better team
At this time of day
securitys not that tight
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Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
(1/2
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Since when does Hillary Clinton have a snapchat?? 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
It's super easy to get rid of things there lol
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Which are you? 26 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
I just remember where I was.
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What can I say? 15 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Nobody needs to expose them cause they expose themselves lol
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Quotes to turn a bad day around 6 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
"Get to the chopper!"
Epic shampoo prank on the beach 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
THATS SOME BIG...clickbait
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Why Isn't This Everywhere Right Now? 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Maybe Hillary Clinton got ahold of the majority of complaints...
The endless tripe---I mean trope 5 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Look up Eddie Murphy Delirious, the bit about horror movies, it's really vulgar but hilarious.
Now I know the name of my disease 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago
Omg now I have an excuse to joke about the Holocaust during history!
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