I'd find the six fingered man that killed my father, then I would look into his eyes and say "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

Just saying but one of those might have biased opinion...

That moment when you realize the toaster was an autobot.

BLM

Who is this"best actor in the world"?

She better watch her back Apaches come with explody shit.

I sleep alot, not because I'm sad but because sleep=good.

It's not proven to be false, but there is no proof he said it.

The end of a play.

This post was... Punny (not sorry)

"What are you doing! Stop taking pictures of me and fix Quackers!"

On the first one they forgot "number 4 will shock you!"

But, what if the dude wants babies, why should he stop being able to have children because the woman doesn't.

This is a song just... not as vulgar.