I put the 'sass' in assassination

Hold on.. Who doesn't love free food? Maybe it meant that she loved you as much as free food

Fart is actually also a Danish word which means speed

Guys it's the cat from puss in boots

Ouch! Right in the childhood..

When will my life begin?

Omg it's octodad!

Well hi there satan..

The one about france isn't true though.

Yes.. Yes that. I couldn't have said it better myself

This is truly amazing!

He totally looks like the Sfinx

This is so calming omg

Bitch please.. I'm bringing my Nokia.

No, they are called Staedtler, i have them and they are really Good!

I love how he just slides in there all of a sudden.

What is this? Art for ants?

That would be the best DreamWorks Movie ever!

So cute!

So what if nothing of this is true?
So what if I lie to get attention?
I think she forgot those two statements

Cuteness overload