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natethegreat


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That's not the Christmas spirit 16 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
If anything, you should be listening to millionaires
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Pup 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Banana bed
In the land of the dead
If a boy talk smack
He get smacked in the head
B a n a n a
B e d
He looks baked 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Nice, baked, pure bread
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I want to eat baguette 5 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I already ate baguette
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White people 18 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
bit.ly/2kS62Vt
Sorry cats 2 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
now that's a good pussy right there.
It's not medicine, it's Pepsi 5 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
It'd be clever if they just put it in the can.
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It's the most wonderful time, of the year 12 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
It's all the cat's fault
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Which hammer 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
he would do it exactly like this.
Micro sculpture 3 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
That fly just be like
"Betty Boop?"
The hero we deserve 17 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
It's only a matter of when
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The hero we deserve 17 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
funsubsters will literally take you up on that.
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Squirrel trap 5 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Hey, let me the fuck out of here
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This hacker is a legend 6 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
IT'S REAL
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The hero we deserve 17 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I’ve been referring to Die Hard as a Christmas movie for millennia...
What kind of sick f*cks do this shit 18 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I-
You-
That was my-
That's not what I-
You know what, fuck it, just destroy my house while you're at it, idgaf anymore.
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What kind of sick f*cks do this shit 18 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
Hey!
You're buying me a new glass computer desk, motherfucker.
And I want it in white.
He just wanted to follow his dreams 1 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
You weren't there for me!
I don't know if I could ever forgive you
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How to get into the Christmas mood 7 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
We do a thing called
"the trail of lights"
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Step up, Europe 85 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
plus I like Audi and BMW
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What a freak 8 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
It's peanut butter CHOCOLATE flavor
W a n p a n c h ! 8 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
*on drugs
What a freak 8 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I'm calling FBI and CPS
That's why you need to read carefully 6 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
fucking asshole, now I have to fuck a bowl of macaroni...
FUCK
*cooks macaroni*
alrighty, now I just gotta let it cool down and jerk my dick so I can fuck that pasta!
Yeah Andrew. They are f*cking Tomatoes 4 comments
natethegreat · 6 years ago
I knew I saw something.
For me, I see a face that's just like
"bruh..."
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