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natethegreat


Ï äm @dj_nä_tëx rëïncärnätëd.
lüh wörld jüst sëëms tö hätë më för sömë rëäsön.

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The grocery robot pleaded for 15 minutes for cleanup in Aisle 16 for a square of tissue 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
They really have it wearing a mask lmao
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Andy remembers 5 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Ahh, I miss those prime wall punching days
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Roses Are Red [Predictive Text Game for the Truly Bored] 54 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Roses are red, I love the new look I got a new look and see what they do and how they are going on it is the key for you and I will be sure you can see it in a corona and I can get them for a few days I can see you soon and I’ll see y’all there I can get them tomorrow I can see you soon I’ll see y’all soon I’ll be there soon I love y’all and I miss y’all too love y’all I’ll be sure y’all love me to see you tomorrow night I’ll be sure I’ll see you tomorrow night I’ll be sure I’ll see you tomorrow love y’all
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Froggo Fun #163 - Colorful Tiny Boi 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
<gay frogs joke>
Bueno 4 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
911, what is your emergency?
Hmmm 9 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Don’t worry captain, we’ll buff out those scratches
The feeling of the blanket at 6 am 5 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Not a problem if u work night shift like me...MUAHAHAHAHA
I want to build a box fort 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mmm
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get laaaazy
I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the eeeeiiiggghhttieess
Foolish humans:) 2 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
BRUH...THIS TREE IS REALLY OUT HERE BEING GAY AND CHECKING OUT THIS DUDE ASS LIKE A CHINESE BUFFET!
BITCH, YOU AIN’T SLICK, I SEE YOU!
BRO, I KNOOOW YOU BE EATING ASS TOO, LICKING YOUR LIPS AND SHIT LIKE YOU BOUT TO EAT A BIG ASS BOWL OF MACARONI!
YOOO, LOOK HOW BORED THE OTHER TREE IS, YOU KNOW HE DONE SEEN THIS PLAY OUT SO MANY TIMES BEFORE, HE’S JUST DONE WITH THIS SHIT, LIKE IT’S ANOTHER DAY FOR HIM!
Can't wait for valentine's 7 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
OMG LOL
IS PENIS LOLOLOLOL
LMFAO
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Fishy Fun Day #14: Meme Edition 2 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
no no no, the quote’s all wrong!
You think you can do these things, but you just can’t, Nemo! D:<
No one can match Peepeeboy_69 4 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Actually, fuck it, everyone can harass me too why not:
AdeptHunterATX
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No one can match Peepeeboy_69 4 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Sweet, another soul to harass
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I hope someone adopts him :( 4 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Should’ve painted it then gave it a layer of clear coat, females love shiny shit
Something I felt like. 24 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
If you still have time, invest in a paddle boat and pack some sandwich supplies
Something I felt like. 24 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Nah, I value communication in a relationship and frankly, I don’t understand shit they just said
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Huskys are the drama queens of the dog world 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Nah, I’m good thanx x)
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Lord Freebandz will be disappointed 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Everyone
PSA: You gotta tuck them noses, people 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
I’ma whap my dick on ur shoulder when ur not looking then put it in between to hot dog buns and pour ketchup and mustard on it, then trick you into eating it while presenting it on a plate.
TL;DR <insert really special brand of fucked up shit here>
Wife squeezed some cream into my hand. This is how it came out 1 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
That boy got some dick lotion
I did a thing 3 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
Hey bro...
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This kid is going places 5 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
*stabs eyes out*
Who invented raisins for god's sake 10 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
You are the devil
Who invented raisins for god's sake 10 comments
natethegreat · 4 years ago
MFW I mistake a raisin cookie for chocolate chip and realize when I take a bite
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