They're both in the wrong

Is that the Kansas state fair? I think I've seen that in person before. I remember there being a gorgeous butter sculpture

You're sitting in your office chair at work when you hear a mysterious, loud, thump noise that seems to be coming from all around you. It's so loud it rattles the entire office. Then you hear it again. You walk to the window, look up to the sky... And see two whales doing it right above your office

All this gender and race shit is just a circle jerk of retardation. That's my viewpoint at this point

I think I've been tainted by the internet because I saw that coming

They're cant just reject every time they're asked out to eat for a date/family thing/business thing etc. At least they had the courtesy to make those cards to make it a little easier for them

*extremely forced game grumps reference* Funny joke

I-I thought this meme passed... I let my guard down...why god, why...

I'm from Kansas and can confirm a lot of us don't give a shit about the tornado warnings and such. The sirens were going off the other day and my biggest concern was just finding the leftover mcdonalds.

And what about watching tv and movies? Ik it's just a joke but this really rustles my jimmies. Fuckin close minded retards.

Is this the martian? Been awhile since I read it

The first time I tried to open the comments they wouldn't load

Is she completely nude?