This reminds me of Japanese tshirts with English words or phrases on them

Mygawd! I forgot about that! Yeah, there was always a bite mark in the ones I played with growing up. And they were definitely human.

I checked out at imaginary numbers.
Square root of a negative number right after telling us that it was impossible.

Death: What? I don’t see anything.

I’m offended that you’re offended because they’re offended.

No, no, no. This is an accurate description of the electoral system.

PARKER!!!

So China just streamlined cancel culture. Isn’t that what we all wanted?

Skaven

Yeah, most Japanese houses still have a deck of these for good clean gambling fun between family and friends

Is this photoshopped? Cuz if not... Wow.

I am an electron.

Doesn’t China lead the world in renewable energy?

I had such a crush on Jupiter

Isn’t that the stuff junior had a problem with?

Four feet good, two feet bad

Mr. Murphy is waiting in the wings

Ummm... concrete?
Most of the modern world is built on biker’s bane

Handy noggin carry tote

People of middle earth, I Sauron, welcome you to More Door- furnishings and custom renovations.

Domesticus Felinus Hardcorium pseudopandacus, trashpandacus, pepelepewicus, whatdoesitsayicus, and immortalmarsupius.

I’m five nines certain that’s an Asian kid