Great title

We need the Obama congratulating Obama meme added to this

It’s a fleshlight with a built in timer

I am appalled and intrigued in equal measure

Maybe. Nihon to Zipang to Japan.
Salty over others just winging it after some diplomat with a lisp started spreading what he heard in a bar that one time.

My eyes kinda hurt

A worthy substitute indeed

The original evangelion ending was a trip. I remember watching it in real time and seriously thinking I was still stoned

I am a connoisseur of the 7 years war

Oh wow

Phone tag was literal, sitting by the damn land line for hours waiting for a call.

First girlfriend was this but the panel pictures were reversed

Learned to type on typewriters at school

I could buy cigarettes from a vending machine in a restaurant

If you eat a cream pie it’s quite easy

It would be dark

Best use of the meme so far

Clenched