*sets timer to 99:99:99*

*sets timer to 31 seconds*

That’s Johnny Depp

>:T

Maybe their business is booming because of lockdown

No

When we were in campus a group of friends and I used to follow a random person for an hour, pass him/her at random and say “wake up” or “you’re in a coma”

No, you pineapple. I mean when you turn an odd numbered age like 27. Are you screaming inside?

I pay them enough to leave me alone

Whole. In pieces it will leak

What do you do on your odd birthdays?

Bags are for bodies

Cool. Don’t forget your umbrella

Hopefully not physically