So the pot of gold was a lie @thatguyyouknow

I spent 6 months learning Latin to beat a puzzle in tomb raider, because I wasn’t paying attention when she translated it, and the game saved immediately after

Sea bugs spend their lives getting salted to perfection

Rock Paper Scissors

eeby deeby

Let’s see how much is left when he turns 18

Here’s another for ya @happy_frog
https://arnoldzwicky.org/2016/01/09/iron-man-captain-america-and-antique-slang/

Is your car wasting fuel? What’s the miles/anal sex?

You said you loved me, but I love killing goblins. Hmmmm
*scratches helmet chin*

PSA
don’t f*** the Netflix n chili powder

Easy. Don’t cheat

Follow me for more silence

Look at the size of Megamind’s head. any bright idea you can come up with, he had it 3 years ago