It was at the orphanage that they learned the skills they’ll need to save the president

She found you doing what will make very good blackmail

And they have 24 hours to stop a conspiracy to assassinate the president

The energy from your comment keeps us warm at night

That’s where you need affection the most

*sips*
A fine brew. Here’s your payment
[[$20]]

Hand over the frog juice

*gives you possum*
Careful, him a hero

You two will do nicely

Only thing bleeding is the face of anyone trying to touch my pineapples

Only thing coming out is my hunger for more pineapples

I paid for the entire pineapple. I’m eating the entire pineapple

Is there any other?

The @dr_richard_ew measuring contest starts at 10pm. Till then stay decent

Oi! Put that away!!!