The man with the big snake 9 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Tell the court where the man told you to touch his snake, ew
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The man with the big snake 9 comments
Checkmate 6 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Don’t be dog water. I don’t know Ben add peck but the girl next to him is Selena Gomez
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I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments
It's free if you do an criminal activity 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
I spent the night in a drunk tank in Danish jail once. Much nicer than the student hostel honestly
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I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments
Goals 1 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Here’s my favorite one.
‘Your mom is so short, when she opens her mouth you can see her butthole’
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‘Your mom is so short, when she opens her mouth you can see her butthole’
I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
Woah. Thought you were a very tiny person or that’s a very big pocket watch
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Dance along 7 comments
Anon's new friend 5 comments
I also have a pocket watch 6 comments
Spitting bars 5 comments
nelson
· 2 years ago
“I put my orange, four-inch, door hinge in storage, then had porridge with George”
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Sending friends messages at 2am 8 comments