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Piratebay and your mum gay 13 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Leather couches chafe the skin thus the ointment. Very wise

Obvious Repent 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Rabbit @happy_frog

It pays the bills 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Hitmonkey was pretty good. Can’t wait for season 2

You're welcome 12 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You feel like a fetish

I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

You two having a smol disagreement

You're welcome 12 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Absolutely not

Picture this: there was a package leftover from all that banging outside the front door 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Tis but a UPS package @mia_lenore

Picture this: there was a package leftover from all that banging outside the front door 7 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

When 10 out of 10 dentists recommend the toothpaste 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

(=ΦᆽΦ=)ฅ excellent

When 10 out of 10 dentists recommend the toothpaste 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Fire the LGBT ray again @catfluff

This feels true 3 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

My bank must really love me because the money’s gone and they will not stop calling

A man with taste 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Osama profile pic. ‘Tinderpredator’ twitter handle. Red flag after red flag

The man with the big snake 9 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Tell the court where the man told you to touch his snake, ew

Donkey Kong pocket watch (not mine) 2 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Excellent presentation

The man with the big snake 9 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Don’t know about your school but that’s hella illegal over here

Checkmate 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Don’t be dog water. I don’t know Ben add peck but the girl next to him is Selena Gomez

Checkmate 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Hey I recognize that face. That’s Selena Gomez

I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Well @mia_linay posted a big watch and now I feel threatened

Froggo Fun R #3 - How Much Does a Chonk Weigh? 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

*pulls you out of frog costume*
What do you think you’re doing?

It's free if you do an criminal activity 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I spent the night in a drunk tank in Danish jail once. Much nicer than the student hostel honestly

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I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

What we talk about up in the trees stays up there

Goals 1 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Here’s my favorite one.
‘Your mom is so short, when she opens her mouth you can see her butthole’

I raise you my "pocket watch" hehe 35 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Woah. Thought you were a very tiny person or that’s a very big pocket watch

5 · Edited 2 years ago

The spell is complete 11 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

Ooer

Froggo Fun R #3 - How Much Does a Chonk Weigh? 6 comments

nelson · 2 years ago

I’ll take 2. These chonks are the 2022 model?

2 · Edited 2 years ago