I’ll do it again

Finally. A worthy opponent

Oh fat toad, riddle me this. Why didn’t Facebook change their name to Zuckerland? Walt Disney did it with his properties

This much I vow. The history of these days will be written in blood. By crushing the armies of our enemy (Amazon customer service), by seizing the weapons they thought to turn against us (unintended purchases), we are fighting for our very existence.
-disgruntled mom with too much free time

His poke balls are tingling

Be a shame if something happened to it so close to 10,000y old

My dad yelling at the lawn mower
“stop wasting fuel and cut grass, you idiot“

Hₒw yₒᵤ ᵤₚₗₒad ᵥᵢdₑₒₛ?

Shoot the knife lady

Lol best episode of book of boba fett is the one he doesn’t have one second of screen time