Help me out guys, any ideas?

Are you one of them?

Valentine's Day, and I have too many whammon expecting me....

Ain't no one got time for that. Besides, I have to feed my cat.

Your cat sounds hot. Let me get it’s number

Cat counts as a full-time commited relationship.

I thought we'd have a romantic dinner. Can anyone suggest a good wine pairing for roast mouse?

Well if not maybe y'all can set something else special up in the meantime. Maybe arrange for some kind of special dinner to be delivered for her and you get some too and do a video call
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Not the same remotely, but perhaps better than nothing at all