I… love… the… poor…
*magic noises*
…
@happy_frog is right. Capitalism is the only system that matches our natural instincts.
*robs the poor*
Matthew 13:12
For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath

I’m sorry but those who survive The Sun’s glorious light can’t help but share it with you shadow dwellers. Why can’t you disavow the dark memes?

As long as they die off camera it’s fine

I see you’ve chosen death.
*murders you*
I’m sorry it came to this

*draws bow*
how dare you say ‘gold’ to me

Mayo Ah Ah

Looks like it will be a short war

What’s a joey?

@creativedragonbaby see you’re not crying anymore. The mayo is already working

Stähp

Nothing personal. I have been paid well to not let up on the attacks

Intense is what I was promised but so far it has been mildly interesting

Is that you, Putin?

I like me a girl I can bounce up and down on

The spiciest