Your new wealth upsets me deeply

*erases bow*

I see you’ve chosen death.
*murders you*
I’m sorry it came to this

*resurrects through the power of friendship* No, I'm sorry. *hugs you*

Is this what it must have felt like to see Shakespeare alive in his age?! *applause*

I… love… the… poor…
*magic noises*
…
@happy_frog is right. Capitalism is the only system that matches our natural instincts.
*robs the poor*
Matthew 13:12
For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath

Ah, a true capitalist in action. Don't forget about t̶a̶x̶ ̶e̶v̶a̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ pre-paying your taxes.

I have been defeated.
*changes name to Robin Suburbs*
*Pays taxes*

As @guest_ said, true poetry in motion. We should get someome to produce the movie adaptation of this. It sure to toppple even Endgame in box office revenue.