My gf was asking me if I’d look for her if her flight crashed into the sea

They make good ramen noodles

Critical hit

To assert dominance

I’ve been mating you this whole time. Look behind you

git gud scrub. Do you not have the ‘my dad is rich buff’

Shouldn’t have put all his acorns in bitcoin

No thanks. I just ate

You don’t want to know how many answers that question has. Let’s just say that Florida man and the Chinese government are very interested in the dynamics of the the water flowing around here

Ease up on the thumb roids

Your thumbs must have chiseled abs after all that text

One rosemary pizza, please. Extra marys

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