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When your perfume runs out so you have to use water, like some caveman 2 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Shower until your shadow is shiny

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Space cat 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

@catfluff

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Froggo! 7 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Your feelings are natural

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Hab choccy milk king 2 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Look me in the eye and tell me Nesquik is not delicious

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Get holy and get swoly 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Accept Jesus as your personal trainer

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And nobody knows why 7 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

First

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Get your coat; it looks like reindeer 1 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

horny dog

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I wish 2 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

@catfluff it’s time to get up

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Cat! 2 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

@catfluff

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Tupyye amerikantsy 7 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

I only know two sentences in English.
This is the second one.

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Pray for Elon 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Luckily SpaceX rockets are made using child free labor

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We've all had cringe moments 2 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Social media wasn’t a thing growing up so there isn’t any evidence of past mistakes

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Deep sea alien: Wunderpus 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

You can’t lie to me, Octo. I can see right through you

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Now what, you two-legged coward? 1 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Looks like the shoe is on the other foot

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chimkn 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Where do chickens hide their milk? Asking for a friend

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Mmm .. soup 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Very

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Mmm .. soup 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Soup is the best

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How many do you use? 7 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

I fold em till I have 8-ply, like Kenny Rogers said

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How many do you use? 7 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

You told me you use both hands

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Can confirm 5 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

You better not coo on the floor again :(

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B!tch, please 3 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

You waste time on thinking?

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Needs more lute 3 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

*puts a cloth over your head so you think it’s nighttime*

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Is comfy's depressionposting over yet? I found his source 1 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Me: These eggs are delicious
Rooster: Those aren’t eggs

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Morbius 1 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

Stan Lee, pls stop (T_T)

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Correct 4 comments

nelson · 1 year ago

-Me

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