Maple syrup is so delicious they put the leaf on the flag

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I’ll upvote you

Make room for the children

Pet the doggo or die trying

The cocaine helps a little

-Say my name
-You’re Häagen-Dazs
-You’re goddamn right

@catfluff limited edition

@catfluff

Look me in the eye and tell me Nesquik is not delicious

Accept Jesus as your personal trainer

First

horny dog

@catfluff it’s time to get up

@catfluff

I only know two sentences in English.
This is the second one.

Luckily SpaceX rockets are made using child free labor

Social media wasn’t a thing growing up so there isn’t any evidence of past mistakes

You can’t lie to me, Octo. I can see right through you

Looks like the shoe is on the other foot