*watches the entire @catfluff footage on cctv*

*grabs*

Never

They smoochin

Puts down the @catfluff

It’s not sun time yet

*frisks for weapons*
*finds 2 guns, a knife and signed confession of plans to assasinate the president*

I wish I was still fish

The one in our hearts

Moo Deng is a war criminal

*squish*

You have to add boiling water and let it seep for 3min

Better outrun my gun

The cat wants to do her first